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Mommy, where's Lewis gone?

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Um, he's gone away.

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And two AA batteries in the pointer, or
as seen in the night sky.

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You are listening to WNFH 88 .4 FM in
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Personal opinions expressed on the air
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Forest Township Board of Education or of
WNFH Radio.

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We hope that you will enjoy today's
broadcast here on WNFH Radio 88 .4 FM,

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North Shore Public Radio.

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Original broadcasting will resume with
the commencement of the new school year.

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Aspiring student DJs can submit their
audition tapes up until the first day of

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school, September 4, 1995.

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Have a cool day and an awesome summer.

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Huh?

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That's a lot of tape.

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Yeah, well, it was a two -pack or a 20
-pack. I'll let you get it. Those were

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the options. You could have two or you
could have one.

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Screw you, Radio Jack. How's my damn
allowance?

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Gone.

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Are you sick? You sound nasal.

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I'll eat shit.

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Don't bring your sick into my house. I'm
not sick. It's all allergies.

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Plug the AV cords from the back of the
CD player in the tape player so we can

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just pump music directly in it. No. No,
the other way. Don't be stupid, Harry.

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You're stupid.

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Get close to the mic.

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Test, test, one, two.

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Testing.

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Testing.

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My, my.

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Harry.

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Little boy testicle.

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All good.

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Let's do our intro. Let's do our intro.
We'll record the intro afterwards.

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I do not work. If I do not, I'll be
inscribed. We'll do it afterwards.

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Fine, fine, okay.

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Set the level.

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Set the level.

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Set the level.

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Yes, so Whitney, the levels are set.

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I want to run to you.

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Those levels better be set, Clyde.

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You know what I mean? Those are set
before I start. Get it right, Clyde.

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Do the Do's. Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la,
ti, do.

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All right, let's go. I've got to go.

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Well, it's just the audition tape. It's
only going to take 15 minutes.

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Three, two, one.

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Welcome to Screams from the Tower with
Julian Rosdahl and Cary Geller. I'm

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Julian Rosdahl.

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And I'm Cary Geller.

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Prepare yourselves.

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Prepare ye the way of the Lord, and...
Welcome to the show.

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Both of you, grab your backpacks. Let's
get in the car.

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Why? What is that?

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It's toast. Nothing is on it.

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Come on. We're going to be late.

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No!

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Don't you have a backpack?

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No. Don't you need to carry books or
something?

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No. It's a half day.

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Have a good day.

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Even though I saw you, like, the day
before yesterday, I feel like I haven't

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seen you all summer. Oh, my God. No,
right?

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Did you get the hell out of my way? Oh,
yes, yes. Liz, there's too many people

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in here. Hi, Liz.

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I'm Sam.

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Hey, Karen. Hi, Liz. Where's Jillian?

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Late.

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Andy, I got tape.

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Right. The tape. Oh, my God. If you guys
are on the radio.

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Yeah, I'm going to head to the homeroom.

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Mine's on, like, the total opposite side
of the school this year, so I'll walk

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with you.

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Carrie, come.

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Oh, I was going to actually wait for
Julie. You are going to be late for

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homeroom. No.

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So come with.

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Hey, girl.

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Julie! You're late.

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As per usual.

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The bell already rang.

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Got the tape?

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Giving it to her right now.

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Nice. See you later. Later. Great to see
you, too.

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Change between the boys that left here
as sophomores last year and the men who

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sit here before me now. Mr. Julian
Rosdahl. Mr. Dana Gus. The last to

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But I did arrive.

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Welcome back to 11th grade homeroom.

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Juniors, I trust your summers were
excellent.

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It was peachy.

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Peachy.

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Glad to hear it.

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Hey, Julian.

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What's up?

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Hey, Peter.

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So since we're talking about Delta -9
tetrahydrocannabinol, let's talk about

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-piglet.

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What do you mean?

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Don't just look like blows.

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You're wrong.

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No, you're wrong. It's a chocolate
-flavored whipped cream. It's a mousse.

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not a mousse.

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What's up, guys? Hi, Benji. I'm so
depressed to be back at school, man.

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I heard you guys submitted a tape for a
radio show. Yeah, sure did. Yeah, me

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too. What's your show called? Can't tell
you that. I don't want it out in the

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ether, you know? No, it's superstitious.
Once you say it out loud, it's

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recognized by the collective
unconscious. But I'm pretty sure we're

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a show. I've got someone working it on
the inside.

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Cool, cool, cool. Yeah, totally. I mean,
I probably won't get a show.

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Craig Mendelstein and Jason Radansky
submitted for one, and Clay and

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Those dicks.

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Those guys suck. They're schmucks. I
hate those guys. Their sense of humor

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me gag. Lame -ass Dave Matthews guitars.
Circle jerking. Yeah, they do that. And

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they'll totally get a show, too. Oh,
yeah, lame -ass hippie shit. Too much

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testosterone. Way too much.

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Hey, you boys want to get in the game?
You know, just break a little sweat, get

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your heart rates up?

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No, thanks. No, not really.

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Do you guys know who decides if we get a
show or not?

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Whoa. These are a lot of tapes, Miss
Kay.

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Call me Mayor.

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And don't be overwhelmed.

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You, my little techies, my budding audio
engineers, you are going to help me

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choose who gets a slot next year on WNFH
and who does not.

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Susie, will you divide the tapes evenly
amongst everyone?

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Okay, Mayor.

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Take the next three days.

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Listen to the tapes. Come in with your
top three choices, and then Jen and I,

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will make the final call based on
originality, entertainment value, and

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diversity.

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Copy?

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Okay.

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I'm in the zone. Do not distract me. Can
I get a ride home after you're done

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with your audition?

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Oh, I was going to ask Sarah Jane if she
wanted a ride.

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Oh, my God.

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The Sarah Jane crush is still a thing?

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Who's more important, me or Sarah Jane?

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You.

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Julian! Julian!

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Hi, Susie.

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Hi, Julian. I got the tape. You got it.
Awesome.

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And I made sure yours and Carrie's were
my number one.

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Thank you.

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So much, Susie. Did you have a good
first day at school?

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Wait. Wave hi to Carrie. Hi, Carrie.

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Hi.

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Oh, God.

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Well, I'll see you later, Susie. Okay.
Goodbye.

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Bye. Bye.

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What the hell was that?

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Susie LaCour? Yeah, I know who that is.

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Yeah, she's my in at WNFH. Oh.

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Oh, my God, are you using a girl with
Down syndrome for your own personal

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Carrie. No, Julian. I am not using her.

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We're friends. Friends. Uh -huh.
Friends. Uh -huh. Yeah, uh -huh. She's

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with you. Her hands were inches from
touching your butt. I mean, centimeters.

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I am not using her.

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Carrie Geller, you're up.

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Break a leg?

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Thank you.

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Turn that TV off and we're going to go
dance!

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Hey,

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what's so late?

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I'm excited.

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Did we get it?

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I don't know.

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Well, let's go!

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Why don't you ever have a bag?

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What? Where do you keep all your books?

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Did we get it?

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No. What do you mean, no?

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No.

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Are you kidding me? No, he's not kidding
you. I guess you and your boyfriend

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aren't good enough to be on the radio.

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Or the... I'm not gay. Get out of my
face. You smell like ham.

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I don't smell like ham. I'm Jewish.

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There's nothing good in it.

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Let's go.

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I wish you were Jewish. That look.

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Julian! Sorry,

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Susie. Didn't see you there. I'm so, so
sorry, Julian.

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Please don't be mad at me. I tried.

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Okay, Susie, it's not your fault.
Someone else got your spot.

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Who?

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Susie Anderson's dickhead? Your tape was
so good. You're so talented.

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You're so funny.

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I love your hair so much. Please don't
be mad at me.

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I'm not mad at you, Susie. Do you
promise?

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I love you.

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I have dreams kissing you and putting
your tongue inside. Thank you, Susie.

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Thank you for trying, Susie.

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Your day is totally ruined.

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That little hog -gunting woman.

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She's an idiot. The fact that she gets
to choose who's entertaining enough to

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on the radio is absurd.

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I want to see her credentials. What are
her credentials?

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A master's degree in theater with a
minors in communication?

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Who cares? She has no discernible taste.
Oh, my God, no. Pleated khakis? With

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her body shape? She dresses up like
she's going to a lesbian.

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That's because she's a lesbian.

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No. No, she's not. She's engaged to
Rudy, that guy that owns a TCBY in the

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Whatever.

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I'm so depressed.

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I'm just going to run into traffic. Just
run me over with your goddamn minivan.

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Julie,

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don't be depressed.

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Look, we could pass you fast for some
marijuana.

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I mean, we could always try next
semester, right?

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No, stupid. You get a show for a whole
year.

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Which means we can't apply again until
next year when a senior with a show

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graduates. I'll be 375.

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But we're juniors.

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Okay, and that's the thing. New juniors
get a show, right?

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Clayton Lieberman did. Okay, but come
on, sweetie. Clayton Lieberman provided

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Mare with sexual favors.

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Right, okay, and her humor is unique,
and Mare is just too stupid and big

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-headed to understand any of that.

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$15.

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$15.

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Marcia, are you serious?

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$15.

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$15.

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You're ridiculous.

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Ridiculous.

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You take it in all ones and one two?

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Thank you.

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She's not worth being depressed about.
That's easy for you to say. You have

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things.

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You're in the play and you've got
rehearsals.

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Okay, yeah, but you could have been in
the play.

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You could have got in if you just
auditioned or something.

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I don't want to be in some Irish period
drama. No, that's definitely a period

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drama. You guys, you guys, you guys, you
guys are crazy.

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You guys make absolutely no sense.

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We just started.

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Oh, my God. You guys are going to
absolutely shit.

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What? What is it?

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I love people.

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Yeah, barbecue.

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Weird. What is it? Spit it out. It's
insane. Okay.

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Sorry you didn't get the radio show, by
the way. Blame Mary. I do. I mean, she

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hates me. All teachers hate you. That's
mean. It's true.

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It is true.

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Anyway. Anyway, all right. So, Kirk
Noodleman got the radio show, right?

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It's crazy. I know. It's crazy. But we
just found out.

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Kirk Noodleman is getting shipped off to
military school.

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Like, tomorrow.

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Why? Because Kirk Noodleman got busted
by some PTA soccer mom for, like,

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fingering an 8th grader in the Forest
Preserve, like, right next to their

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Holy shit.

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So that means Kirk Noodleman's not
exactly going to have a radio show this

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Now is he?

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How about that shit?

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Congratulations.

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Welcome to WNFH.

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You all have been chosen to represent
the thoughts, feelings, talent, and

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diversity of this school.

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You are the voice of WNFH.

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That's our sign -off.

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The voice of... Everyone say it with me.

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The voice... Voice of WNFH. Very good.
You are.

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You are all that for.

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This is Jen.

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Yes.

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Jen is the technical supervisor here at
the station, making sure that we all

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follow the rules, regulations, and
statutes as demanded by the FCC.

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Jen makes that happen all day, every
day, seven days a week.

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Jen.

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Our technical staff, raise your hand.
And technical staff, yes, there you are.

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Yes, in here, they are your supervisors.

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They run the show.

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And they report to me.

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If you do something wrong, and you will
do something wrong, they come to me. If

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you swear on the air, they come to me.

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If you play illicit music, they will
come to me.

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If you use the equipment improperly,
they will come to me.

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And if you go against me, and no one...

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goes against me, they come to me.

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And who am I?

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I'm Mayor Krem Savage.

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I am God of the air.

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I can put you on the air and suck you
out.

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And if any of you budding radio
personalities make it till your senior

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then you too might win the coveted
Golden Mike Award.

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Previous winners of this award have been
famous radio DJ personalities,

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sportscasters, local actors, some of
you.

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Pretty cool, right?

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Let's get started. I want half of you
with me and half of you to follow Jen to

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check out the equipment.

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I like that enthusiasm.

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Let's go.

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This is your mixing board.

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You don't need to know what half this
stuff does.

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Now, for those of you that have the
morning show, that's prime time.

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It's when you get the most listeners.

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The hot slot.

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6 .30 a .m. to 8 .30 a .m. Uh, Jen, how
do you go about getting a hot slot?

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Mayor decides.

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Before you start your morning show, the
first show of the day, you gotta flip

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that big red lever on the wall behind
that plastic box.

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That turns the tower on.

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You got me?

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Yeah. We say copy.

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Copy, copy.

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These are your mics. This one's a little
loose.

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These are high -quality professional
microphones, so don't jerk them around.

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Through this plexiglass window is booth
two.

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If you have a guest on your show or your
news correspondent is on, you put them

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in there. We have a news correspondent?

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All the hot slot shows need to devote a
minimum of ten minutes to a news

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correspondent. That's cute. Fun.

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00:20:08,130 --> 00:20:13,310
Robin? Oh, yeah, Robin Jones. Are you
done?

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Yeah, I can be done.

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This is the dump button.

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Everyone come close and take a look.

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If you curse, if you say something
inappropriate or stupid, and you will

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you are high schoolers with filthy,
sexually depraved, horny minds, hit the

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dump. When you're broadcasting, there's
a five -second delay.

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And when you inevitably say something
repugnant, hit the dump immediately.

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This will allow the broadcast to skip
the filth you have uttered, and you will

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then be live.

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This is probably the most important
button on this desk.

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Familiarize yourself with the dump.

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Trust the dump.

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Use the dump.

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Take the dump.

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00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:04,150
Any questions?

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Good.

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Moving on.

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00:21:18,850 --> 00:21:22,450
Susie, just thank you again for getting
us a slot.

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Do you think... Right.

334
00:21:25,650 --> 00:21:29,810
Susie, do you think there's any way that
you could get us a morning show slot?

335
00:21:30,730 --> 00:21:35,340
Oh. Oh, I don't know. No, it would just,
it would mean a lot to us, to Julian,

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even. I mean, he would do anything.

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Anything? Anything? Even a date?

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00:21:40,460 --> 00:21:41,660
Um, yeah.

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00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:45,980
All right, everybody, settle down. Those
of you with Jen are not with me. Those

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of me are not with Jen.

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Switcheroo!

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Switcheroo.

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Thank you.

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00:21:57,220 --> 00:22:00,700
Now, I'll put some extra chips on the
side for you, Julie.

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Because you cute. Thanks, April.

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00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,430
Can I have some extra tomatoes in my
sandwich?

347
00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:07,710
You can wait your turn. That's what you
can do.

348
00:22:08,130 --> 00:22:09,910
Well, I'm talking to my friend Julie
here.

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00:22:10,710 --> 00:22:11,710
Okay?

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How's the school year going for you so
far, Julie?

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00:22:14,390 --> 00:22:15,390
Not bad.

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00:22:15,810 --> 00:22:19,990
I got a radio show on WNFH. What? The
school's radio station.

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00:22:20,350 --> 00:22:21,630
You gonna be on the radio, Julie?

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00:22:22,510 --> 00:22:23,510
What?

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00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:24,710
Maybe.

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Julie's gonna be on the radio.

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And you can listen on your drive to work
in the morning.

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I sure will.

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You know I will.

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You should have me on the radio.

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00:22:34,690 --> 00:22:36,790
Now, I would be good on the radio.

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I can sing.

363
00:22:38,370 --> 00:22:40,190
Yes. Totally be on our show.

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Do you want to be our first guest?

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00:22:42,270 --> 00:22:43,270
Yeah.

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00:22:44,210 --> 00:22:49,130
Now, go and get on out of here so I can
deal with that needy child standing over

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there with that look on his face.

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00:22:50,690 --> 00:22:52,790
Love you, April. Love you, too, Jimmy.

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Guys, girls.

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Wait, I need to wash my hands.

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00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,400
Nasty. Yeah, I'm not into it. Did anyone
touch this?

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00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,940
Hey, dude, I just wanted to say congrats
on the show. It's really cool.

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Thanks, Veggie.

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00:23:19,420 --> 00:23:21,860
I didn't get a shuttle lady to do our
first show.

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Yes! Wait, April, the change!

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00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:25,920
Hey!

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00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,160
What's the language?

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00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:28,780
Change!

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Don't be mean.

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I'm warning you, Samantha.

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Watch it.

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00:23:36,590 --> 00:23:37,590
Samantha.

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00:23:39,130 --> 00:23:42,750
You said that so formal. Hey, I want to
be a guest on the show.

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00:23:43,050 --> 00:23:44,050
You can be a guest.

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00:23:44,350 --> 00:23:49,570
Wait, really? But what we really want is
your mom to be a guest. No, no, no, no,

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absolutely not.

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00:23:50,890 --> 00:23:52,070
Absolutely not.

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00:23:54,550 --> 00:23:55,550
Where have you been?

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00:23:56,030 --> 00:23:57,450
Learning lines for the play.

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00:23:58,030 --> 00:24:00,330
I'm doing homework for tomorrow so I
don't have to do it tonight.

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00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:01,850
I'm talking to Sarah Jane.

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00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:07,430
I got April, the lunch lady, to be a
guest on our first show.

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00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:11,110
Sweet. And my grandma's going to do the
weather report.

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00:24:11,490 --> 00:24:13,590
I'm going to be on your show. Liz is
going to be a guest.

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00:24:14,290 --> 00:24:16,090
Liz's mom is going to be a guest. Yeah.
No.

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00:24:16,350 --> 00:24:17,410
No. No.

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00:24:17,670 --> 00:24:20,090
No. Absolutely not. And we need to pick
a news person.

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00:24:20,430 --> 00:24:21,430
Right.

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00:24:25,570 --> 00:24:26,570
Robin Chong.

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00:24:27,660 --> 00:24:29,620
Oh, hi, Julian. Hi, Carrie.

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00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:31,100
Hi, guys. What's up?

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00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:32,360
What's up? What's up?

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00:24:32,660 --> 00:24:34,440
You're on the newspaper, right, Robin?
Yeah,

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00:24:35,260 --> 00:24:36,960
sure I am. I mean, yes.

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00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,840
Did you sign up to do the news on the
radio?

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00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:42,100
Oh.

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00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,140
No, I didn't.

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00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:45,760
I didn't. I mean, I didn't know that.

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00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:49,840
I didn't sign up. You should. You should
sign up. We want you to do the news on

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00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:50,519
our show.

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00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,460
We have a hot slot Tuesday morning, 6
.30 to 8 .30. Want to do it?

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00:24:53,970 --> 00:24:57,050
You should do it, Robin. Yeah, you
should do it. You'd be great. Just go

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00:24:57,050 --> 00:24:59,250
up. Do it now, Robin. Do it right now.

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00:25:01,190 --> 00:25:02,190
Okay.

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00:25:02,270 --> 00:25:03,270
Great. Great.

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00:25:03,410 --> 00:25:05,050
I'll call you tonight, give you all the
info.

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00:25:05,850 --> 00:25:06,850
Okay.

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00:25:08,210 --> 00:25:11,450
She's going to do great. Oh, my God.
That's so easy. Oh, wait. I don't have

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phone number.

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00:25:13,530 --> 00:25:15,570
Just look it up in the school directory.

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00:25:16,630 --> 00:25:17,630
Okay.

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00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,840
Joe, come on, Julian, come on!

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00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:47,920
Julian, then put milk in it. Do I have
to do everything for you?

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00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:49,360
Julian,

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00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,080
let's go!

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00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:56,120
Do you have your bag of goodies?

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00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,080
Yeah. Do

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00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:04,460
you have a backpack?

429
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:09,040
Yeah. Homework? Where do you even go
every day, Bloom?

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00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:19,730
Just have it lightly, Mom. I told him to
take a cab.

431
00:27:20,310 --> 00:27:23,290
Where's Robin? I told him to meet by the
front door. He said side of theater. I

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00:27:23,290 --> 00:27:24,330
did not carry... Hi.

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00:27:24,590 --> 00:27:26,530
No. Hi, Robin.

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00:27:26,750 --> 00:27:27,750
Robin, Sean.

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00:27:27,810 --> 00:27:28,830
What are you doing in here?

436
00:27:29,110 --> 00:27:30,110
You said to meet out front.

437
00:27:30,410 --> 00:27:31,410
You want a shit wig?

438
00:27:32,890 --> 00:27:33,890
No.

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00:27:40,230 --> 00:27:41,230
Jen?

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00:27:41,810 --> 00:27:42,810
Yes?

441
00:27:44,110 --> 00:27:45,850
We're here to do our radio show.

442
00:27:47,450 --> 00:27:48,450
Yes.

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00:27:51,330 --> 00:27:52,330
Okay.

444
00:27:53,310 --> 00:27:54,310
Perfect.

445
00:27:54,690 --> 00:27:56,390
What should we play this morning? I
don't know.

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00:27:57,210 --> 00:27:59,670
I'm wired. I'm a little wired. Be wired.

447
00:28:00,090 --> 00:28:01,610
Yeah, I mean, I'm excited. Be wired.

448
00:28:01,810 --> 00:28:03,190
Good. What do you think?

449
00:28:03,430 --> 00:28:04,430
It's too amazing.

450
00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:06,050
It's a surprise.

451
00:28:06,130 --> 00:28:07,130
You're a surprise.

452
00:28:07,170 --> 00:28:09,950
What do you think? Are you ready? Should
we power her up?

453
00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:11,250
Power? Flip the switch?

454
00:28:11,470 --> 00:28:13,150
Flip the switch. Turn her on.

455
00:28:13,750 --> 00:28:14,990
Power her up.

456
00:28:23,630 --> 00:28:24,630
Hi,

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00:28:24,830 --> 00:28:25,789
Robin Chung.

458
00:28:25,790 --> 00:28:26,769
Hi, Robin Chung.

459
00:28:26,770 --> 00:28:28,610
Hi. Can I stay here?

460
00:28:28,990 --> 00:28:32,970
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you can just stay
there. That's your booth. You own that

461
00:28:32,970 --> 00:28:34,210
booth. Yeah.

462
00:28:34,410 --> 00:28:35,410
Oh, but Robin.

463
00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:36,670
Robin. Oh.

464
00:28:37,270 --> 00:28:40,270
Robin. Hey, when we have a guest, you
let them take the mic.

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00:28:41,250 --> 00:28:42,250
A guest.

466
00:28:42,290 --> 00:28:46,150
Yeah. Yeah. And you can go if you want
after your news.

467
00:28:46,450 --> 00:28:47,189
Or stay.

468
00:28:47,190 --> 00:28:48,390
Or stay. You can stay.

469
00:28:48,670 --> 00:28:49,670
We are not prepared.

470
00:28:49,970 --> 00:28:51,470
When does April the Lunch Lady arrive?

471
00:29:04,690 --> 00:29:07,710
Here, you know what? Just get
comfortable, okay? Yeah.

472
00:29:08,270 --> 00:29:10,770
Is there a microphone so I can talk to
her? I'm screaming.

473
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,060
That would be pretty funny, though.

474
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,440
What if we... What if we did that? What
if we started the show like we don't

475
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:26,440
know how to start the show?

476
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,500
Don't tell Jen!

477
00:29:40,940 --> 00:29:41,940
Yes, oh, my God, now.

478
00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:45,640
Now, now, now, now, now. Okay, ready?
Three, two, one.

479
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:54,960
You are listening to WNFH 88 .4 FM in
New Forest, Illinois.

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00:29:55,200 --> 00:30:00,000
We're licensed by the FCC to operate at
an assigned frequency of 88 .4 megahertz

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00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,400
with an effective radiating power of
101.

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00:30:03,060 --> 00:30:07,150
Personal opinions expressed on the air
are not necessarily those... of the New

483
00:30:07,150 --> 00:30:10,210
Forest Township Board of Education or of
WNFH Radio.

484
00:30:11,570 --> 00:30:13,090
Well, we have to start the show, Carrie.

485
00:30:14,490 --> 00:30:15,530
We're here, it's official.

486
00:30:16,070 --> 00:30:17,150
We don't know what we're doing.

487
00:30:18,530 --> 00:30:19,530
Robin,

488
00:30:19,630 --> 00:30:21,830
Robin, Robin Chung. You hear me?

489
00:30:22,110 --> 00:30:23,110
Robin.

490
00:30:24,470 --> 00:30:27,210
We have to start the show, okay, Robin?
I'm going to call him.

491
00:30:27,510 --> 00:30:29,330
Mom, no. Mom, please.

492
00:30:29,630 --> 00:30:33,070
Well, when? When can I do it? I want to
be on the radio. No, no.

493
00:30:33,830 --> 00:30:34,830
Robin!

494
00:30:34,930 --> 00:30:35,930
Robin Chung!

495
00:30:36,330 --> 00:30:37,830
Robin Chung, can you hear me?

496
00:30:38,150 --> 00:30:39,750
Can you hear me?

497
00:30:41,630 --> 00:30:44,610
Yeah, there's a little button for
headphones on here.

498
00:30:44,950 --> 00:30:47,730
Talking to the microphone here, that's
why we can hear you.

499
00:30:48,470 --> 00:30:49,470
I'm here.

500
00:30:49,670 --> 00:30:52,030
Robin Chung is here, everybody.

501
00:30:52,630 --> 00:30:54,510
Robin Chung has arrived.

502
00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:55,750
Finally,

503
00:30:56,030 --> 00:31:00,430
Robin Chung, come on. I'm sorry for
laughing so much, but the wig.

504
00:31:00,870 --> 00:31:01,870
Oh,

505
00:31:02,610 --> 00:31:03,610
yeah, that's good.

506
00:31:04,210 --> 00:31:05,210
Yeah.

507
00:31:05,740 --> 00:31:07,120
Oh, yeah, we are.

508
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:11,140
Hideous wigs. We are. Mine is, like, an
updo. That sounds weird.

509
00:31:11,420 --> 00:31:12,420
Honey,

510
00:31:12,660 --> 00:31:16,080
would you stop acting like a radio? Just
give me one second. You never know how

511
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:21,020
to do it. I know how to. I'm a little
blondie, aren't I? Mm -hmm. A cutie. Ah,

512
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:22,279
thank you.

513
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:25,480
Robin, do you have any questions before
we start? We're going to start in about

514
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:26,480
30 seconds.

515
00:31:26,900 --> 00:31:27,980
Oh, no, not really.

516
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,360
Okay. Yeah. Robin.

517
00:31:32,730 --> 00:31:33,750
This is radio.

518
00:31:33,950 --> 00:31:36,550
You gotta talk. Just talk and talk and
talk and talk and talk and talk.

519
00:31:36,790 --> 00:31:37,749
Don't be shy.

520
00:31:37,750 --> 00:31:38,750
Like normal.

521
00:31:40,930 --> 00:31:42,230
Oh, I do have a question, actually.

522
00:31:42,810 --> 00:31:44,270
Yeah, please.

523
00:31:45,530 --> 00:31:47,630
Why do you call your wig shit wig?

524
00:31:48,810 --> 00:31:55,810
Don't put that... I... Should I

525
00:31:55,810 --> 00:31:56,689
repeat the question?

526
00:31:56,690 --> 00:31:57,690
No.

527
00:32:05,390 --> 00:32:06,390
I gotta go to work.

528
00:32:07,290 --> 00:32:08,730
Just don't move.

529
00:32:10,270 --> 00:32:12,130
Give me that phone, Lizzie!

530
00:32:13,750 --> 00:32:15,750
Theme music.

531
00:32:18,910 --> 00:32:19,910
Terrific.

532
00:32:25,190 --> 00:32:26,189
We're sorry.

533
00:32:26,190 --> 00:32:29,990
We're sorry, Jen. We forgot to dump. We
forgot to hit the dump button.

534
00:32:32,230 --> 00:32:33,230
No!

535
00:32:34,910 --> 00:32:36,310
How could she know? Sorry.

536
00:32:51,370 --> 00:32:52,370
What?

537
00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:58,770
What? Is she talking? I think she's
rolling an ice cube around in her mouth.

538
00:32:58,790 --> 00:33:00,290
What are you saying? What?

539
00:33:04,970 --> 00:33:08,070
Well, what a great way of starting out
our first show. Perfect.

540
00:33:08,410 --> 00:33:11,610
You are listening to WNFH Radio.

541
00:33:12,050 --> 00:33:13,790
Welcome to Screams from the Tower.

542
00:33:14,110 --> 00:33:18,790
I'm Julian Rosdahl. And I'm Carrie
Geller. Welcome to our very first show

543
00:33:18,790 --> 00:33:22,890
to you live from the top of the tower at
New Forest High School, or as some of

544
00:33:22,890 --> 00:33:24,710
you listening may call it, prison.

545
00:33:25,710 --> 00:33:30,530
Totally. I guess we have to start off
our very first show with an apology

546
00:33:30,530 --> 00:33:31,810
off the bat. But do we, though?

547
00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:33,910
You know, it's bound to be rough our
first time.

548
00:33:34,430 --> 00:33:37,090
We are virgins. We are virgins.

549
00:33:37,410 --> 00:33:39,910
Oh, Robin's a sorry virgin.

550
00:33:40,270 --> 00:33:42,430
Robin, we are very new at this.

551
00:33:42,670 --> 00:33:43,670
Jen?

552
00:33:44,430 --> 00:33:48,430
Jen is staring at us furiously through
that little plexiglass window.

553
00:33:49,030 --> 00:33:51,970
She's mad. No, are you kidding? Jen
thought it was funny.

554
00:33:52,790 --> 00:33:53,870
Right? Didn't you, Jen?

555
00:33:54,130 --> 00:33:56,310
Nope. Nope. Nope. Guess not.

556
00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:01,640
Jen, our technical guru here at WNFH,
did not find our newsgirl cursing to be

557
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,140
amusing. We said the S word. We did.

558
00:34:04,660 --> 00:34:06,640
She's mad. Jen, is Mayor going to be
pissed?

559
00:34:06,860 --> 00:34:10,719
So mad, right, Jen? Yep. Jen and Mayor
are going to be pissed. Well, Jen.

560
00:34:10,980 --> 00:34:14,199
We have a terrific show for all you
listeners out there today.

561
00:34:15,139 --> 00:34:16,139
All seven.

562
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:20,540
We have a terrific guest coming in the
studio in just a little bit. She's big,

563
00:34:20,679 --> 00:34:24,020
she's black, and she's the funniest
woman I've ever met in my life.

564
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:27,460
April the Lunch Lady is going to be here
today. Oh, wow!

565
00:34:28,340 --> 00:34:31,940
And now for some real news from our real
news gal.

566
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:36,340
It's tons of fun, Robin Chung with
Current Events.

567
00:34:42,139 --> 00:34:43,400
You made this little ditty.

568
00:34:43,699 --> 00:34:45,460
I did. Good.

569
00:34:47,060 --> 00:34:48,120
Robin. Hey, Robin.

570
00:34:48,780 --> 00:34:49,779
What's the news?

571
00:34:49,780 --> 00:34:54,719
Give it to us straight, Robin. We want
our news straight, Robin. Not gay. No

572
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:56,300
news, Robin. Can you say that on the
air?

573
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:02,220
Could you get yourself together? This is
the news. What would Cronkite say?

574
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,360
Okay, okay, okay.

575
00:35:05,900 --> 00:35:06,900
Okay.

576
00:35:07,420 --> 00:35:09,520
The worm, Bodnia, rages on.

577
00:35:11,980 --> 00:35:13,260
Oh, come on, guys.

578
00:35:13,740 --> 00:35:14,740
What is that?

579
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:18,070
What? It's a country. What do you mean?

580
00:35:18,570 --> 00:35:20,230
Bosnia. No, that's balsamic.

581
00:35:20,570 --> 00:35:21,890
There's a war in Bosnia.

582
00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:30,990
And now, our very first guest ever, New
Forest High School's very own lunch

583
00:35:30,990 --> 00:35:32,550
lady. Food and beverage supervisor.

584
00:35:32,770 --> 00:35:35,110
Yes, food and beverage supervisor,

585
00:35:35,930 --> 00:35:38,830
April. It's April, everybody.

586
00:35:39,090 --> 00:35:41,110
Yes, it's April in the house. Welcome,
welcome.

587
00:35:43,070 --> 00:35:44,070
Hi.

588
00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:50,420
Hey, April, we are so lucky to have you
here today as our very first guest ever

589
00:35:50,420 --> 00:35:53,900
on screens from the tower this morning.
There's so much that we can talk about.

590
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:57,800
But first, you wanted to share a little
something with our listeners out there.

591
00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:59,760
So what are you going to do for us
today?

592
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:02,980
I'm going to sing.

593
00:36:04,140 --> 00:36:06,360
Amazing. And what are you going to sing?

594
00:36:06,820 --> 00:36:10,120
His eye is on the sparrow. I sing it in
church.

595
00:36:12,410 --> 00:36:15,190
Amazing. Absolutely spectacular.

596
00:36:15,490 --> 00:36:16,490
Take it away, April.

597
00:36:16,770 --> 00:36:20,770
Why should I feel discouraged?

598
00:36:22,530 --> 00:36:27,070
And why should the shadows come?

599
00:37:04,710 --> 00:37:08,550
Well, boys and girls out there in
Radioland, we hope you've enjoyed our

600
00:37:08,550 --> 00:37:11,310
first show. I want to thank all of our
guests today.

601
00:37:11,590 --> 00:37:13,250
April, Robin Chung.

602
00:37:13,790 --> 00:37:14,790
Yeah.

603
00:37:15,030 --> 00:37:18,950
Thanks for listening. I'm Carrie Geller.
And I'm Julian Rosdahl.

604
00:37:19,290 --> 00:37:20,970
Join us next week, won't you?

605
00:37:21,510 --> 00:37:22,510
Screams from the Tower.

606
00:37:22,950 --> 00:37:29,810
Tuesday mornings, 6 .30 a .m. Godly
hour. And please stay tuned for the

607
00:37:29,810 --> 00:37:33,170
next show, Hook, Line, and Stinker.

608
00:37:33,980 --> 00:37:39,700
Colby Rappaport and Meg Coutts.

609
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:42,340
Coutts. Coutts.

610
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:49,140
Coutts. Coutts. C -O -T -T -S. Coutts.
88 .4

611
00:37:49,140 --> 00:37:51,040
W -N -F -H.

612
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,580
Take us out with some more church music,
won't you, April?

613
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:58,220
I sing because...

614
00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:24,620
All right, welcome back to Hook, Line,
and Stinkers. I am Colby Rappaport, and

615
00:38:24,620 --> 00:38:26,280
am Meg Coots. Colby.

616
00:38:26,940 --> 00:38:30,740
Robin, you can go. Thank you.

617
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:34,920
You screwed up, gentlemen.

618
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,620
Don't look at me like you don't know
what I am talking about.

619
00:38:39,260 --> 00:38:45,720
You jeopardized your future here at
WNFH. But luckily I work on a three

620
00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:48,740
system, and this is strike one.

621
00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:54,880
And it is a pity, your first strike on
your first show. Did you like the show?

622
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:57,538
Excuse me?

623
00:38:57,540 --> 00:39:00,780
Did you like it? You know, other than
the cursing, I mean.

624
00:39:01,060 --> 00:39:02,380
But did you enjoy the show?

625
00:39:03,050 --> 00:39:05,050
Do you think we have potential? Like
Golden Mike potential?

626
00:39:05,590 --> 00:39:07,310
Let us not get ahead of ourselves.

627
00:39:07,690 --> 00:39:10,650
I think that you are weird.

628
00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:12,750
Very weird.

629
00:39:13,690 --> 00:39:18,750
But with a little hard work, discipline,
you too can win the Golden Mike Award.

630
00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:22,330
But, I mean, let's not put the cart in
front of the horse, gentlemen.

631
00:39:22,910 --> 00:39:27,710
Understood? That expression? Not really,
no. You have talent. Don't screw it up.

632
00:39:27,850 --> 00:39:28,850
Strike one.

633
00:39:28,910 --> 00:39:32,090
Smoking grass on school property? Turn
around. Up again. Stop.

634
00:39:32,710 --> 00:39:33,710
They were awesome.

635
00:39:33,970 --> 00:39:37,130
Maybe the most fun I've had ever. But we
need more.

636
00:39:37,610 --> 00:39:39,110
More sound effects. Way more.

637
00:39:39,930 --> 00:39:40,930
Trademark singers.

638
00:39:41,190 --> 00:39:44,970
Games. And a sidekick. A sidekick? Why?
What? We need Robin Chung.

639
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:50,740
I'm so stressed out. I cannot keep up
with this schedule. I have rehearsal in

640
00:39:50,740 --> 00:39:53,720
ten minutes, I have a report due
tomorrow, and I have to meet Sarah Jane

641
00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:54,900
frozen yogurt. Sarah Jane?

642
00:39:56,660 --> 00:39:57,660
Why?

643
00:39:57,940 --> 00:40:01,360
Because I like her.

644
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:03,640
Carrie! What?

645
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,480
You like her?

646
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:07,080
I do.

647
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:08,420
Right. Okay.

648
00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:11,460
Robin Chong is great at the news, and
that's where she belongs.

649
00:40:12,260 --> 00:40:14,980
We need someone like, you know, a
sidekick.

650
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:19,510
Hey! Someone who isn't as funny or tame
or as interesting as us.

651
00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:21,510
We need a straight man.

652
00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:23,910
We need an Ed McMahon.

653
00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:26,090
Oh.

654
00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:27,810
Oh, someone we can treat like shit.

655
00:40:29,830 --> 00:40:33,030
God, I hope Jasmine's not home. I'm
genuinely terrified of that woman.

656
00:40:33,190 --> 00:40:36,070
Terrified, right? She looks like a scum
and cryptkeeper. Hey, what's up, dude?

657
00:40:36,370 --> 00:40:37,490
Hey, I'm Benjamin.

658
00:40:38,010 --> 00:40:39,390
Oh, shit.

659
00:40:39,810 --> 00:40:43,230
Should we go? No, no, no. It's
inappropriate to get up from the dinner

660
00:40:43,390 --> 00:40:44,450
Benjamin. Oh.

661
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:47,640
Julian. Carrie.

662
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,020
Hello. Hi, Jasnah.

663
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:57,180
Hi, Jasnah. Sorry to interrupt your
family dinner, but we just had a quick

664
00:40:57,180 --> 00:41:02,280
question for Ben, and we'll be out of
your hair.

665
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:04,560
Privately, Mom.

666
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,220
Don't curse. Ouch.

667
00:41:08,740 --> 00:41:09,740
Make it quick.

668
00:41:11,180 --> 00:41:12,180
Good night, boys.

669
00:41:13,020 --> 00:41:14,120
Good night, Jasnah.

670
00:41:14,790 --> 00:41:15,790
Night, Javna.

671
00:41:16,190 --> 00:41:21,130
Enjoy your... What's up?

672
00:41:39,630 --> 00:41:41,970
Carrie, we're on. We're live. We're in
the house?

673
00:41:42,270 --> 00:41:45,490
Mm -hmm. I'm so in the house. That's
what the kids say. They say, in the

674
00:41:45,590 --> 00:41:46,870
They don't. Oh, my God.

675
00:41:47,070 --> 00:41:49,850
I'm so nervous. I'm more nervous on the
second show than I was on the first

676
00:41:49,850 --> 00:41:53,050
show. I just can't believe they let us
back on the air. Once again, the Mighty

677
00:41:53,050 --> 00:41:54,630
Morphin Power Rangers have assembled.

678
00:41:55,010 --> 00:41:58,350
Who's the pink one? I'll fight you for
it. Deal. It is Tuesday morning, the 5th

679
00:41:58,350 --> 00:41:59,350
of November. Nippy.

680
00:42:00,130 --> 00:42:01,109
Balmy. Nippy.

681
00:42:01,110 --> 00:42:04,650
Nippy and Balmy. Thanksgiving coming
right around the corner like a bat out

682
00:42:04,650 --> 00:42:06,330
hell. I don't think you know what Balmy
means.

683
00:42:06,570 --> 00:42:08,490
Welcome to Screams from the Tower.

684
00:42:09,050 --> 00:42:13,710
Willis. I know you're plugged in.
Everyone say hi to Willis, our new

685
00:42:16,710 --> 00:42:17,710
Hi.

686
00:42:21,910 --> 00:42:22,910
Oh!

687
00:42:23,090 --> 00:42:25,730
Oh! Oh, what a roar!

688
00:42:26,070 --> 00:42:32,150
My God, Julie, where did you find this
guy? He's hysterical. Take it easy on

689
00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:32,928
him, Carrie.

690
00:42:32,930 --> 00:42:35,110
Willis T. Cordon, everyone.

691
00:42:35,910 --> 00:42:38,110
He'll be joining us every week from now
on.

692
00:42:38,550 --> 00:42:39,550
Let's get into it.

693
00:42:39,820 --> 00:42:44,100
See, Willis is here because we needed
someone to talk who isn't funny. Someone

694
00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:50,640
who is less entertaining than us. We are
too much. We are too weird, it seems.

695
00:42:51,260 --> 00:42:55,960
Or a lot. We are a lot. We have pizzazz
coming out of our pores. We're oozing

696
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:59,140
from all our little holes. Don't ever
say that again.

697
00:42:59,340 --> 00:43:03,080
I don't ever want to hear you say ooze
or little holes. You have a little hole.

698
00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:05,400
We need a straight man.

699
00:43:07,220 --> 00:43:08,540
Got my grades for the quarter?

700
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,080
Yep, me too.

701
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:11,380
A B average.

702
00:43:11,820 --> 00:43:15,780
My mom ain't too happy, and I got the
bruises to prove it. Is your mom beating

703
00:43:15,780 --> 00:43:17,700
you? For my grades, yes, because it's a
B.

704
00:43:17,900 --> 00:43:18,900
How'd you do, Jules?

705
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:23,440
Um, don't want to talk about it. Well,
you gotta go to class to get a grade in

706
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:27,300
class. And that's never gonna happen.
No, it won't. Now, Jules, I just want to

707
00:43:27,300 --> 00:43:30,340
warn our audience. At any moment, we are
to expect...

708
00:43:32,460 --> 00:43:37,280
An eruption from the EBS? An
interruption from the EBS. An

709
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:38,300
EBS.

710
00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:41,960
What is that? Is that something with the
vowels?

711
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:44,440
Sweetie, that's I -B -S.

712
00:43:44,660 --> 00:43:46,920
Don't patronize me. That's I -B -S,
remember?

713
00:43:47,660 --> 00:43:52,860
That's not... EBS is the emergency
broadcast system. What are they going to

714
00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:56,760
Apparently, our men are going to come
through the door and we're just supposed

715
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,520
to listen and follow their instructions,
I guess.

716
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,000
Like the Nazis.

717
00:44:08,620 --> 00:44:11,200
Very good, Willis. Yeah.

718
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:15,860
Thank you, Willis. Thank you for
mentioning the Holocaust.

719
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:23,240
Very, very funny. Always appreciated as
a Jew.

720
00:44:23,580 --> 00:44:25,200
Carrie is...

721
00:44:25,860 --> 00:44:26,860
Of the Jews.

722
00:44:27,100 --> 00:44:31,360
Yes, I am. You know, everyone loves
thinking about the Holocaust on their

723
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:35,720
to work and school in the morning, don't
they, Carrie? Oh, yeah. You know, get

724
00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:41,960
up in the morning, have some breakfast,
kiss the wife goodbye, consider the

725
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,440
atrocities of Auschwitz. Treblinka!

726
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:45,860
I like that one.

727
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:49,120
You know what? Let's play a song and
cleanse the palate.

728
00:44:49,340 --> 00:44:52,880
Yeah, once you hear about my Donnix,
you'll love that one. Yes, please.

729
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:55,360
Uh, you want to introduce this one,
Willis?

730
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:00,080
I don't know what song you're going to
play. Aye.

731
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:03,180
Well, he's useless. We tried.

732
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:07,360
We did. We really did. We really did.
Our straight man, everyone. So much for

733
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:08,760
equal opportunity employment.

734
00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:12,140
Right. Yeah. You know what? It's turkey
time, everybody.

735
00:45:12,380 --> 00:45:13,380
Ah, right. For Thanksgiving.

736
00:45:13,860 --> 00:45:15,940
Here's a systematic rounding up of
turkeys.

737
00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:19,900
Ben. That was hilarious.

738
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,040
Oh my god, Ben!

739
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:23,700
Ben, that was so good!

740
00:45:24,900 --> 00:45:28,420
Yeah! Okay, why did you call me Willis?

741
00:45:28,980 --> 00:45:34,760
I mean, now Jazza won't know that you're
on the show. Because you're not on the

742
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,960
show. Willis is on the show. And you
didn't give us the Holocaust.

743
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:39,520
Willis did.

744
00:45:39,900 --> 00:45:40,900
Thanks, Willis.

745
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:43,640
Willis.

746
00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:44,900
Willis.

747
00:45:45,140 --> 00:45:46,140
Okay.

748
00:45:58,350 --> 00:45:59,350
Turkey time.

749
00:45:59,850 --> 00:46:02,230
Come on to the turkey time.

750
00:46:03,650 --> 00:46:05,390
Turkey time.

751
00:46:06,550 --> 00:46:08,430
Turkey time.

752
00:46:09,730 --> 00:46:11,110
Turkey time.

753
00:46:11,670 --> 00:46:14,430
Come on to the turkey time.

754
00:46:16,370 --> 00:46:21,750
We've been waiting all year long for the
chance to sing this song.

755
00:46:22,460 --> 00:46:27,220
So much to be thankful for I'm just
saying, objectively, Gus was a very

756
00:46:27,220 --> 00:46:28,220
attractive man.

757
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:29,960
Oh, hey!

758
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:37,580
Here's an idea. Please refrain from
making Holocaust jokes on the air.

759
00:46:37,660 --> 00:46:40,080
Strike two,

760
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:46,600
gentlemen. What? For the Holocaust
that's been saved. Are you denying it

761
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:47,600
happened?

762
00:46:48,260 --> 00:46:50,120
Strike two.

763
00:46:58,640 --> 00:46:59,640
Turkey time.

764
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,400
Come on to the turkey time.

765
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,360
Turkey time.

766
00:47:06,860 --> 00:47:08,920
Turkey time. Give me your hand.

767
00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:10,240
Dance with me, Julie.

768
00:47:10,300 --> 00:47:11,300
Come on.

769
00:47:11,460 --> 00:47:14,460
Come on to the turkey time.

770
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:17,440
Julian!

771
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,000
Julian!

772
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,800
Julian, get... Oh, you stepped in your
clothes.

773
00:47:22,180 --> 00:47:23,180
That's what he said.

774
00:47:28,100 --> 00:47:30,240
So, we're here, live on the air.

775
00:47:30,540 --> 00:47:35,040
It's amazing that we're here every
morning. That's all I got to say. Now,

776
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,040
minute. Bye, William.

777
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:41,080
And I'm out of the house in half an
hour. I don't shower. I just get up. I

778
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:44,740
on my selection of fine boy perfume, and
I'm out the door.

779
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:47,140
David Off, cool water.

780
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:50,800
Yeah, you still smell something awful to
me. Oh, I know. My boy perfume is

781
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,600
called Chup, Chup, Chup, Chup.

782
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,000
Chup. Chup.

783
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:04,540
It's fun to say, even more fun to wear.
We have a great show for all you

784
00:48:04,540 --> 00:48:05,540
listeners out there today.

785
00:48:06,020 --> 00:48:08,620
Scoliosis testing starts today, just in
time for Christmas.

786
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:12,560
Line up in front of the nurse's office
and... Don't bring your own lotion. This

787
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,220
nurse never uses enough.

788
00:48:15,220 --> 00:48:19,980
Oh, God. Oh, what? I think it's time
that we talk about OJ.

789
00:48:20,380 --> 00:48:24,040
How can we not talk about OJ?

790
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,340
Take a collar.

791
00:48:28,140 --> 00:48:29,820
I could care less about the situation.

792
00:48:30,100 --> 00:48:34,440
But if you're going to go there, I got
to say, the theory about his son, how

793
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:39,020
son from his first marriage murdered
Nicole, that's what you should be

794
00:48:39,020 --> 00:48:40,560
about. That's interesting.

795
00:48:42,140 --> 00:48:43,140
Hey!

796
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:45,520
Yeah, but then you got a racist cop.

797
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:48,920
Racist cop? Yeah.

798
00:48:49,740 --> 00:48:51,660
You know, I'm just holding out to see
the evidence.

799
00:48:58,450 --> 00:49:01,210
Yeah. Yeah, you are, Miss Kirchner. Oh,
no, no, no.

800
00:49:02,110 --> 00:49:03,110
Call me Leslie.

801
00:49:03,330 --> 00:49:05,830
It's very important that you use my
first name.

802
00:49:06,150 --> 00:49:10,490
So, are you ready for my segment now?
Wait, Leslie, where is Liz?

803
00:49:10,810 --> 00:49:13,150
Your daughter, our good friend. Does she
know you're calling in?

804
00:49:13,470 --> 00:49:18,010
Oh, I need her dad driver to school so I
can call in.

805
00:49:19,090 --> 00:49:20,550
I want to be on the radio.

806
00:49:21,830 --> 00:49:25,010
Now, shut up and let me tell you the
title of my segment.

807
00:49:27,370 --> 00:49:29,370
Lesbian chat with Leslie.

808
00:49:31,710 --> 00:49:35,030
Do you love it? Do you love it?

809
00:49:35,610 --> 00:49:40,290
We're just going to talk all about, you
know, powerful celebrity lesbians and

810
00:49:40,290 --> 00:49:44,190
famous lesbians. I mean, who doesn't
want to talk about that, right?

811
00:49:45,410 --> 00:49:48,210
I love it. Yeah, I love it.

812
00:49:49,170 --> 00:49:52,810
But Leslie, why do you want to talk
about lesbians so bad? Are you a

813
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:54,520
Oh, fuck no!

814
00:49:55,760 --> 00:50:00,300
I love this.

815
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:03,780
You know what, Kerry?

816
00:50:04,100 --> 00:50:06,780
Yeah? We're on the air right now. Did
you know that? Oh.

817
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:09,400
Yeah,

818
00:50:09,660 --> 00:50:11,100
why don't you say hi to everybody? Hi,
everybody.

819
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:26,300
Hey, Julian, I really love your show,
your radio.

820
00:50:26,580 --> 00:50:28,340
Super funny. So funny.

821
00:50:28,620 --> 00:50:32,320
Hilarious. Thank you, man. My parents
don't want me to listen, but I listen to

822
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:33,320
it.

823
00:50:33,660 --> 00:50:35,700
I listen to it. That's awesome.

824
00:50:41,260 --> 00:50:46,780
Well, ladies and gentlemen, boys and
girls, creeps and creatures, it's our

825
00:50:46,780 --> 00:50:47,678
show of the year.

826
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:48,680
We made it.

827
00:50:49,300 --> 00:50:54,560
Barely. Jesus, Jules, this show has
taken... years off of my life i'm dead

828
00:50:54,560 --> 00:51:00,620
this point but it's the best year of
your life so far right how much i've

829
00:51:00,620 --> 00:51:06,980
devoted to this show too much too much
not enough huge

830
00:51:06,980 --> 00:51:13,840
can i borrow those no get your own okay
but

831
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:19,020
i'm i'm like the next person please no
and this is just fueling that problem

832
00:51:19,450 --> 00:51:22,450
Okay, well, I need them because I'm the
one doing the segment. Will it feed

833
00:51:22,450 --> 00:51:24,630
headphones? Yes, you wait. Wait till you
check yourself. We're doing the

834
00:51:24,630 --> 00:51:26,890
segment. Do you not find anything that's
important? Do you not care about me?

835
00:51:27,130 --> 00:51:31,970
I don't care about school and stuff. You
would never care about school. It's

836
00:51:31,970 --> 00:51:35,010
like... Ooh, someone gets their own
intro music.

837
00:51:35,510 --> 00:51:37,170
Made it last night. It's good.

838
00:51:37,890 --> 00:51:38,890
Prepare ye.

839
00:51:39,150 --> 00:51:41,630
Gird the loins, kids. She's live. Why?

840
00:51:42,090 --> 00:51:45,150
Our last guest of the year, it's Liz
Kirshner.

841
00:51:45,450 --> 00:51:47,690
Give them to me. Okay, fine. Oh, God.

842
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:52,620
Lizzie? Lizzie, we're here on the air.

843
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:54,960
Hi. Hi.

844
00:51:55,320 --> 00:52:00,040
Hi. Hi, Lizzie. Are you okay in there?
Looks like you and Willis aren't getting

845
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,080
along too well.

846
00:52:06,180 --> 00:52:09,700
Lizzie, you know, you can't give us your
traffic report today because you're

847
00:52:09,700 --> 00:52:12,420
already here in the studio. That's
helpful.

848
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:16,080
I was kind of thinking I would do a new
segment.

849
00:52:17,039 --> 00:52:20,580
Oh, well, that's very presumptuous of
you, Liz. Yeah, Liz, just have to listen

850
00:52:20,580 --> 00:52:23,420
for a new segment. We run a pretty tight
ship around here, Lizzie. I don't know

851
00:52:23,420 --> 00:52:26,440
if we need a new segment. And if you
guys hate it, you know, obviously we

852
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:29,720
have to do it, but, like, we'll just see
how it goes. We'll probably cut it. I

853
00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:33,040
am thinking of calling it Love Letters.

854
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:34,540
With Libby. Ooh.

855
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,740
Very good. Mark, Mark, Mark. Very good.
We want more.

856
00:52:37,940 --> 00:52:38,879
Give me more.

857
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:42,220
Very good. We want to hear more. Okay,
well, you know, it's high school. The

858
00:52:42,220 --> 00:52:43,600
hormones are raging.

859
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:48,340
And you got that big junior prom coming
up. The last dance of the year.

860
00:52:48,820 --> 00:52:50,300
Not going. Not interested.

861
00:52:50,540 --> 00:52:51,820
The music is awful.

862
00:52:52,100 --> 00:52:56,900
Awful. Turnabout. It is a turnabout. Oh,
yeah. The girls ask the boys.

863
00:52:58,060 --> 00:53:02,200
What? What? To say the girls shouldn't
ask the boys to other dances? It's so

864
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:02,839
as crap.

865
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:09,160
misogyny but luckily i don't have to be
asked because i have a date shout out

866
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:14,880
sarah jane you don't with the okay so
around this time there's a lot of a lot

867
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:21,640
love lost a lot of broken hearts amen
and even more love letters being

868
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:28,280
passed around so i thought i would read
them like on the air okay the

869
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:29,440
drama i love it

870
00:53:30,250 --> 00:53:35,650
Thank you so much for showing up in a
lovely bra and cropped with panties, an

871
00:53:35,650 --> 00:53:37,070
appropriate look for the segment.

872
00:53:37,430 --> 00:53:38,630
Yeah, totally.

873
00:53:38,950 --> 00:53:44,190
What did they just say? The Victoria's
Secret, like, stilettos sprung from the

874
00:53:44,190 --> 00:53:45,310
nipple tassels. Hot.

875
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:48,380
You know, at first I didn't get it. Look
at those go.

876
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:51,840
Oh, my God. Those tassels have a mind of
their own.

877
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:53,320
Lizzie.

878
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:54,538
It is a good look.

879
00:53:54,540 --> 00:53:56,920
Actually, you know, I borrowed them from
Willis' mom.

880
00:53:57,180 --> 00:53:58,180
Jesus Christ.

881
00:53:58,440 --> 00:53:59,560
It's all coming together.

882
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:01,200
I'm just going to read one.

883
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,740
This one was given to me recently.

884
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,720
Hold, Lizzie. We should keep this
anonymous, please.

885
00:54:06,940 --> 00:54:11,680
It is from a certain president I've been
seeing recently.

886
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:12,738
Well, it echoes.

887
00:54:12,740 --> 00:54:14,280
We are on pins and needles.

888
00:54:16,300 --> 00:54:22,060
Dear Liz, I can't stop thinking about
touching your boobs Saturday.

889
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:25,200
Oh, my God. Austin Hayes, calling you
out, pal.

890
00:54:28,460 --> 00:54:33,960
Oh, Austin Hayes, you charmer.

891
00:54:38,300 --> 00:54:41,520
Like from my classes afterwards, you
know, trash.

892
00:54:41,820 --> 00:54:42,820
Hi, man.

893
00:54:44,990 --> 00:54:46,170
Well, people give them to me.

894
00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:48,990
People could call in or, like, read
theirs.

895
00:54:51,470 --> 00:54:53,450
I mean, it wasn't me. I didn't say it
was me. It was you.

896
00:54:53,730 --> 00:54:54,730
You said Austin.

897
00:54:55,350 --> 00:54:58,490
No shame on that. No shame on that.
We're writing to Liz.

898
00:55:02,950 --> 00:55:03,950
Okay.

899
00:55:07,330 --> 00:55:08,910
I kept it fairy and said Austin.

900
00:55:09,170 --> 00:55:10,690
Well, he said Austin. You read it.

901
00:55:11,490 --> 00:55:14,340
You read it. Morning, Mayor.

902
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:19,860
Maybe next time we can do it in your
dad's car when you're not on your

903
00:55:22,060 --> 00:55:23,260
See you in class tomorrow.

904
00:55:23,780 --> 00:55:24,880
Love, Austin.

905
00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:26,720
Hi, Mayor.

906
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:34,120
Morning, Mayor. Is everything... Get
out!

907
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:59,880
until the end of the year. And you will
never, ever be on air again.

908
00:56:00,140 --> 00:56:01,200
Is that understood?

909
00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:03,320
Is that understood?

910
00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:06,440
Strike three.

911
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:10,480
Get out of my sight.

912
00:56:11,100 --> 00:56:12,100
Now!

913
00:56:17,780 --> 00:56:20,860
No, not here, not here. Come on, come
on.

914
00:56:33,049 --> 00:56:36,690
I thought she was going to spontaneously
combust. I'm so sorry, you guys. Mare

915
00:56:36,690 --> 00:56:39,110
hates me. No, are you kidding? That was
amazing.

916
00:56:39,490 --> 00:56:41,170
Oh, my God. She hates you.

917
00:56:41,530 --> 00:56:42,530
Hates you.

918
00:56:42,650 --> 00:56:44,010
But she was mad.

919
00:56:44,390 --> 00:56:45,390
So mad.

920
00:56:46,150 --> 00:56:52,130
You're never allowed on the air again.
No, you're right. That was amazing.

921
00:56:52,690 --> 00:56:55,150
Wait, they didn't pick you guys off? No.

922
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:57,500
We still have a show next year.

923
00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:01,740
Oh, and we have to make an on -air
apology, and it'll go in our transcript.

924
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:03,420
Yeah, my parents will kill me.

925
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:04,840
But it was worth it.

926
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:06,400
Oh, my God.

927
00:57:06,700 --> 00:57:11,520
You guys

928
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:17,980
are the weirdest people I've ever met in
my life.

929
00:57:32,980 --> 00:57:34,220
She's not pregnant yet.

930
00:57:34,780 --> 00:57:35,780
But driving?

931
00:57:35,860 --> 00:57:39,460
No? Driving? No, why would I? I have the
best chauffeur in the world. Oh, no

932
00:57:39,460 --> 00:57:40,460
thank you. No more.

933
00:57:41,380 --> 00:57:42,380
We'll change that.

934
00:57:43,540 --> 00:57:46,920
So, Robin, you've never been here
before?

935
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:48,280
No, I haven't.

936
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:52,760
But you've got to be used to this sort
of thing, right? Jesus Christ, Dad,

937
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:53,920
Chinese, not Japanese.

938
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:57,140
I'm American, actually. There's a
difference, Frank. I know.

939
00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:59,320
I know. Drink your Mai Tai.

940
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:01,280
So?

941
00:58:01,710 --> 00:58:04,070
Are you guys going to continue the fun
next year?

942
00:58:04,390 --> 00:58:07,310
Do you get to do the radio show again,
or do you have to audition again? No, I

943
00:58:07,310 --> 00:58:09,690
think they just let us do it again. Same
time slot and everything.

944
00:58:09,930 --> 00:58:10,509
Same slot?

945
00:58:10,510 --> 00:58:11,630
Mm -hmm. That's what Susie said, at
least.

946
00:58:12,030 --> 00:58:13,590
Oh, we should have invited Susie.

947
00:58:13,910 --> 00:58:16,170
Do I get to be on the show next year?
Um, of course.

948
00:58:17,530 --> 00:58:19,570
What a question to ask, sir.

949
00:58:19,970 --> 00:58:21,950
You cannot do the show without Willis.

950
00:58:26,290 --> 00:58:27,290
Hey.

951
00:58:27,470 --> 00:58:28,510
Everything okay over there?

952
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:40,380
I can't do the radio show next year.

953
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:49,420
Schoolwork and homework and trying to
make time for Sarah Jane. I just...

954
00:58:49,420 --> 00:58:52,860
I can't keep up.

955
00:58:53,140 --> 00:58:56,060
I'm just... Is it your parents?

956
00:58:56,360 --> 00:59:02,560
No. No, I mean... It's just...

957
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:04,760
I need to go to law school.

958
00:59:05,100 --> 00:59:07,180
I just really want to do theater.

959
00:59:31,370 --> 00:59:32,370
Take this.

960
00:59:32,990 --> 00:59:35,650
Why didn't you say anything about
quitting?

961
00:59:37,050 --> 00:59:41,250
I did. I just told you. Why didn't you
say anything before, though?

962
00:59:45,630 --> 00:59:46,850
Julian, you'll be fine.

963
00:59:47,730 --> 00:59:51,990
Okay? The show, it'll be better without
me. All right? It's your thing. You

964
00:59:51,990 --> 00:59:54,270
don't need me. I can always come on as a
guest.

965
00:59:55,110 --> 00:59:56,190
You're deserting me.

966
00:59:57,410 --> 00:59:59,630
And you're putting your fake little
girlfriend.

967
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:02,040
Ahead of all of them. She's fake.

968
01:00:03,140 --> 01:00:07,160
Julie, this is our thing. It's your
thing. It's our thing, Carrie!

969
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:08,360
It's our thing!

970
01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:11,880
People look at us different in school
now. We're original. We're freaks.

971
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:18,620
You and I are freaks, okay? I need to
think about my future and this show.

972
01:00:18,700 --> 01:00:22,600
okay, it looks good on a transcript. I
don't need two years of it. Carrie! I

973
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:27,220
don't need two years of it. What is
this, just some college requirement to

974
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:28,280
You're obsessed!

975
01:00:32,980 --> 01:00:36,560
Rational. I'm being rational, Julie.

976
01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:41,040
Jesus! Julie, how many times are you
going to wash your hands? Don't change

977
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:42,040
subject!

978
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:46,840
Why didn't Ben get a ride with us?

979
01:00:47,260 --> 01:00:48,420
Because there's no room.

980
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:50,860
And his mother doesn't trust my driving.

981
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:54,520
Well, she's right not to. Okay, shut up,
Frank.

982
01:00:54,860 --> 01:00:59,080
And Jasnah doesn't like our influence on
him. She thinks we're going to turn

983
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,940
him. Turn what, gay?

984
01:01:06,660 --> 01:01:08,500
Okay, Carrie, your turn. Get out.

985
01:01:12,620 --> 01:01:13,620
Thank you.

986
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:16,020
Thank you, Linda.

987
01:01:17,980 --> 01:01:19,860
Thank you for dinner. It was nice.

988
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:24,080
Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

989
01:01:25,180 --> 01:01:27,440
This is no way to end the evening, okay?

990
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:31,900
You both have hurt feelings. That's
understandable.

991
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:34,940
But you have to act like big boys now,
okay?

992
01:01:36,140 --> 01:01:38,880
You two have been best friends since the
second grade.

993
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:42,520
Now be nice.

994
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:46,520
Sorry.

995
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:48,320
Yeah, I'm sorry too.

996
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:50,960
Happy birthday.

997
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:52,720
Thanks. Yeah.

998
01:01:53,220 --> 01:01:54,220
Good boys.

999
01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:55,820
Okay, bye, Carrie.

1000
01:01:56,340 --> 01:01:57,340
Good night, everybody.

1001
01:02:06,100 --> 01:02:08,220
Carrie, people are listening.

1002
01:02:09,660 --> 01:02:10,880
Hold in my gold.

1003
01:02:13,660 --> 01:02:14,660
Gold.

1004
01:02:24,740 --> 01:02:27,520
Well, I thought that was a really fun
night.

1005
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:30,040
Oh, Frank, who are you, really?

1006
01:04:00,140 --> 01:04:03,360
Hello? Hello, does anybody work here?
The machine stopped.

1007
01:04:04,260 --> 01:04:09,680
Rank -and -file proletarians, lazy, no
-good worker bees,

1008
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:16,120
automaton robot donkeys, hurting the
sheep,

1009
01:04:16,420 --> 01:04:18,620
living horsemen.

1010
01:04:19,460 --> 01:04:23,000
Do you have an interest in being on the
radio at all? How much are you paying?

1011
01:05:01,420 --> 01:05:06,840
is over, and that means we're back,
kids, my senior year, finally.

1012
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:08,680
Hi, Willis.

1013
01:05:08,940 --> 01:05:11,140
Praise the Lord. Hi, Julian.

1014
01:05:11,380 --> 01:05:13,420
Hey, what happened to that Carrie guy?

1015
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:16,580
He used to host the show, right?
Whatever happened to Carrie?

1016
01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:19,660
Great question. Great observation.

1017
01:05:19,900 --> 01:05:25,200
Our air quotes, good friend Carrie is no
longer hosting this show.

1018
01:05:26,300 --> 01:05:29,920
Because, Willis, well, because...

1019
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:35,780
Carrie has joined the army.

1020
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:39,160
Shipped off to military school, all boys
school.

1021
01:05:39,460 --> 01:05:40,460
A lot of group showers.

1022
01:05:41,180 --> 01:05:42,260
He's going to love that.

1023
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:46,460
Bon voyage. Oh, that is just perfect. He
will be a great fit for the United

1024
01:05:46,460 --> 01:05:47,379
States military.

1025
01:05:47,380 --> 01:05:50,560
You know, really, really rugged and
masculine, that guy.

1026
01:05:50,940 --> 01:05:54,420
You know, he's like the brawny paper
towel guy. A real Marvel romance.

1027
01:05:55,620 --> 01:05:57,460
Willis T. Cordon, everyone.

1028
01:05:57,880 --> 01:05:59,140
Emphasis on the oh.

1029
01:06:00,780 --> 01:06:04,320
How was your summer, Willis? My summer,
it was lovely. I'm so glad you asked. I

1030
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:05,400
did get all of my shots.

1031
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:09,120
Oh. Got all of your shots for all of
your STDs?

1032
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:11,000
Exactly, yes. Good, good.

1033
01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:16,720
You know, I'm suffering some
complications from all these shots. You

1034
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:23,020
to the clinic last week, and now my,
well, my genitals swelled up to the size

1035
01:06:23,020 --> 01:06:24,600
a pumpkin.

1036
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:29,310
Oh. A gourd. Fun. You are looking a
little bit puffy today. Yeah. I think it

1037
01:06:29,310 --> 01:06:30,990
an infected needle or something.

1038
01:06:31,290 --> 01:06:35,550
Well, you did say that they just used
the same needle for everybody in the

1039
01:06:35,550 --> 01:06:39,550
clinic, right? You know, you got to dip
that needle in some alcohol or some

1040
01:06:39,550 --> 01:06:40,710
peroxide or something.

1041
01:06:41,170 --> 01:06:42,470
You got to dip that tip.

1042
01:06:43,430 --> 01:06:47,050
Precisely. You have to dip the tip.
You'd think they'd dip the tip, those

1043
01:06:47,050 --> 01:06:48,130
professionals. I know.

1044
01:06:48,590 --> 01:06:51,030
I hope that everything... Peter Wong!

1045
01:06:56,190 --> 01:06:57,190
Peter Wong?

1046
01:06:57,340 --> 01:06:58,980
Hey, go into Studio 2. It's next to
Willis.

1047
01:07:02,700 --> 01:07:08,600
Well, now that Carrie has left the show
and joined the seminary,

1048
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:14,040
Willis has been promoted to not co -host
status. Never co -host status. No,

1049
01:07:14,060 --> 01:07:18,380
never co -host status. Don't you forget
it. Peter Wong has joined the show,

1050
01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:19,520
everybody.

1051
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:23,880
It's a trial run, you know. Let's be
real.

1052
01:07:24,890 --> 01:07:26,090
Peter Wong, everyone.

1053
01:07:26,590 --> 01:07:29,470
Introduce yourself. Say hi to our
listeners. Yeah, say hello to America,

1054
01:07:32,930 --> 01:07:33,930
Hello?

1055
01:07:34,870 --> 01:07:36,070
I'm Peter Wong.

1056
01:07:39,810 --> 01:07:40,810
Racist. What?

1057
01:07:41,650 --> 01:07:43,090
I like the gong.

1058
01:07:45,310 --> 01:07:46,830
You had fun, right, Peter?

1059
01:07:47,070 --> 01:07:50,990
Oh, yeah. I had a lot of fun. If you
want to be on my show again, you need to

1060
01:07:50,990 --> 01:07:51,948
on time.

1061
01:07:51,950 --> 01:07:53,890
You can't be late again. You need to be
on time.

1062
01:07:54,570 --> 01:07:57,930
And I need Golden Mike -level
performances every damn show.

1063
01:07:58,590 --> 01:08:02,830
But I have a long way to walk to get to
the bus stop. And if I miss the bus,

1064
01:08:02,850 --> 01:08:04,370
we're... You take the bus?

1065
01:08:05,410 --> 01:08:07,110
Yeah, my parents have no car.

1066
01:08:11,410 --> 01:08:12,870
It's your senior year!

1067
01:08:14,050 --> 01:08:17,850
Yes, and now I know you guys don't want
to hear my advice.

1068
01:08:18,850 --> 01:08:21,850
Yes, most important.

1069
01:08:22,210 --> 01:08:23,470
But also...

1070
01:08:23,930 --> 01:08:28,029
Just because it is your senior year
doesn't mean you can flack off.

1071
01:08:28,830 --> 01:08:30,529
Take this year seriously.

1072
01:08:31,090 --> 01:08:36,170
Next year, you could be a bunch of lazy,
cheeto -eating, pajama -wearing...

1073
01:08:36,170 --> 01:08:38,010
Well, I tried.

1074
01:08:39,050 --> 01:08:40,210
Have a great day, guys.

1075
01:08:41,890 --> 01:08:42,890
Uh, Julian.

1076
01:08:43,689 --> 01:08:44,750
Can you hang around a second?

1077
01:08:46,189 --> 01:08:47,189
Have a good one.

1078
01:08:47,390 --> 01:08:48,390
Bye, Peter.

1079
01:08:48,710 --> 01:08:49,710
Take a seat.

1080
01:08:57,580 --> 01:09:01,080
First, I want to say congratulations on
another year of your radio show.

1081
01:09:01,700 --> 01:09:04,520
I'm surprised they let you back on, but
thrilled.

1082
01:09:05,020 --> 01:09:05,879
Thanks, Gus.

1083
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:08,200
Your show is weird and hilarious.

1084
01:09:08,540 --> 01:09:13,020
My wife and I listen to it religiously,
and we really laugh our asses off.

1085
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:15,200
She's a real fan of yours.

1086
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:17,979
Yeah? Does she want to be a guest on the
show?

1087
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:20,220
We take all kinds, even normal people.

1088
01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:22,260
Ha! Ha!

1089
01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:26,380
Uh, I'll... Ah, she's, uh... She's not
really extroverted.

1090
01:09:30,870 --> 01:09:36,390
Anyway, what I want to speak with you
about is the rest of your academic

1091
01:09:37,229 --> 01:09:38,229
You're a senior.

1092
01:09:38,910 --> 01:09:39,910
Bravo.

1093
01:09:40,210 --> 01:09:44,590
And the rest of the seniors are
preparing to go to college. But with

1094
01:09:44,590 --> 01:09:51,189
grades, your attendance, the rest of
your scholastic future not going

1095
01:09:51,189 --> 01:09:52,189
so well.

1096
01:09:52,810 --> 01:09:57,150
And I'm afraid that if you stay on this
path, you might not graduate.

1097
01:09:57,610 --> 01:09:59,010
I don't want to see that happen.

1098
01:09:59,480 --> 01:10:01,100
I'm sure your parents don't want to see
that happen.

1099
01:10:01,440 --> 01:10:05,320
You don't want that. I actually don't.
No, no, don't, don't, don't answer that.

1100
01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:07,060
You have to graduate.

1101
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:08,940
And I want to help you.

1102
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:11,280
I know you're a hard worker.

1103
01:10:11,560 --> 01:10:14,920
Thanks. Which is evident to me by the
amount of work you put into your radio

1104
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:15,920
show.

1105
01:10:16,060 --> 01:10:19,760
I really think you're special kids.

1106
01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:21,920
Talented.

1107
01:10:22,540 --> 01:10:26,960
And this environment, this kind of
school doesn't always foster those kids

1108
01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:27,960
are...

1109
01:10:30,420 --> 01:10:31,420
Different? Right.

1110
01:10:32,440 --> 01:10:36,620
I just need you to put a fraction of the
effort you put into the radio show into

1111
01:10:36,620 --> 01:10:37,620
your schoolwork.

1112
01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:40,160
You must get your diploma.

1113
01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:42,320
Deal.

1114
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:45,400
Shake on it.

1115
01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:57,240
Great. Now get out of here.

1116
01:10:57,480 --> 01:10:58,480
Thank you, Captain.

1117
01:10:58,590 --> 01:11:02,650
Don't be late for class. No more
tardies. Ever. What? You have to show

1118
01:11:03,310 --> 01:11:04,310
Oh.

1119
01:11:05,350 --> 01:11:06,350
Wait, Julian.

1120
01:11:07,930 --> 01:11:09,030
Don't you have a backpack?

1121
01:11:13,610 --> 01:11:14,690
He lives here?

1122
01:11:15,330 --> 01:11:16,330
Yeah.

1123
01:11:16,650 --> 01:11:17,890
In a Chinese restaurant?

1124
01:11:18,130 --> 01:11:19,450
I think he lives above it.

1125
01:11:20,310 --> 01:11:21,310
Racist.

1126
01:11:23,950 --> 01:11:27,250
I just, I would get tired of eating
Chinese food every day.

1127
01:11:29,580 --> 01:11:30,840
Hi, Peter.

1128
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:35,680
Hello. What's going on, Peter?

1129
01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:37,640
Thank you so much for the ride.

1130
01:11:37,900 --> 01:11:39,280
Oh, this is a nice car.

1131
01:11:39,520 --> 01:11:41,620
Oh, thank you. It's really not that
nice.

1132
01:11:41,940 --> 01:11:43,280
Shut up, Juliet.

1133
01:11:44,740 --> 01:11:49,340
And President Clinton has appointed
Madeleine Albright as the Secretary of

1134
01:11:49,340 --> 01:11:53,860
State. Madeleine Albright is the United
States' first female Secretary of State.

1135
01:11:54,140 --> 01:11:55,140
Well, that's about time.

1136
01:11:55,460 --> 01:11:57,960
Mm -hmm. Show me the picture, Robin
Chung. What does this woman look like?

1137
01:11:58,410 --> 01:12:02,090
I want to see the first woman secretary
of state. You know, you're starting to

1138
01:12:02,090 --> 01:12:03,910
sound like a real news reporter, Robin.

1139
01:12:04,270 --> 01:12:06,350
Now, are we sure she's a woman?

1140
01:12:06,810 --> 01:12:08,670
This is wonderful news.

1141
01:12:09,730 --> 01:12:12,190
Why do you say it like that, Peter? Why
do you like that?

1142
01:12:12,890 --> 01:12:14,950
I like women to be in charge.

1143
01:12:17,490 --> 01:12:18,490
Whoa.

1144
01:12:18,650 --> 01:12:20,290
Did you just get a little steamy in
here?

1145
01:12:21,290 --> 01:12:24,970
Willis, you saw that too, right? You saw
that. My, my, my. Now, that was ace.

1146
01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:28,300
Bite the little moment right over there,
wasn't it? I saw it.

1147
01:12:29,120 --> 01:12:30,120
No, no, no, no.

1148
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:34,160
What are you talking about? The way you
said it, you were all smooth.

1149
01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:35,820
Yeah, Captain Nova.

1150
01:12:36,580 --> 01:12:37,820
Me and Romeo.

1151
01:12:38,900 --> 01:12:39,940
Come on, guys.

1152
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:44,880
Come on, guys. Don't make Robin
uncomfortable, okay?

1153
01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:47,040
You are uncomfortable, Peter. Robin's
fine.

1154
01:12:47,300 --> 01:12:50,720
Robin's as cool as a cucumber. Oh, no.
The boy is turning red.

1155
01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:53,400
I'm not interested.

1156
01:12:53,820 --> 01:12:55,200
Oh, no!

1157
01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:58,260
Ah, Peter! I'm sorry.

1158
01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:03,900
Robin Tong has just denied Peter, ladies
and gentlemen. It is not a match. She

1159
01:13:03,900 --> 01:13:04,900
said no.

1160
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:08,820
Rejected. Points for trying, though,
okay? Right?

1161
01:13:10,260 --> 01:13:11,260
Hey,

1162
01:13:14,260 --> 01:13:15,420
awesome show.

1163
01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:17,320
Golden mic level.

1164
01:13:17,540 --> 01:13:18,540
Thanks, man.

1165
01:13:19,700 --> 01:13:20,960
What did he say?

1166
01:13:21,310 --> 01:13:22,310
Good job.

1167
01:13:23,790 --> 01:13:24,790
Really?

1168
01:13:34,250 --> 01:13:35,250
What are you doing there, Jed?

1169
01:13:35,550 --> 01:13:36,550
Flu season.

1170
01:13:36,790 --> 01:13:37,790
Yeah.

1171
01:13:37,950 --> 01:13:38,950
Tell me about it.

1172
01:13:40,770 --> 01:13:43,690
Oh, look, it's Julian Rosdahl and his
morning queer crew.

1173
01:13:43,990 --> 01:13:47,530
Oh, look, it's Clay and Lieberman, the
clean -up crew. What'd you say, gay boy?

1174
01:13:47,710 --> 01:13:48,709
I'm not gay.

1175
01:13:48,710 --> 01:13:50,790
Yeah. Right, you are the gay show.

1176
01:13:51,090 --> 01:13:53,450
What's it called again? Screaming Queens
in a Tower?

1177
01:13:53,710 --> 01:13:55,010
Screw you, moron.

1178
01:13:55,270 --> 01:13:58,790
Hey, Julian, I saw your posters up all
over town.

1179
01:13:59,310 --> 01:14:00,850
A little amateur, don't you think?

1180
01:14:01,270 --> 01:14:05,470
They're based off of British 80s punk
rock posters, you dipshit. It's called

1181
01:14:05,470 --> 01:14:10,130
marketing. Marketing? For your not
funny, slightly racist, somewhat

1182
01:14:10,130 --> 01:14:11,130
gay show?

1183
01:14:11,970 --> 01:14:13,330
Gay? I'm supposed to be gay.

1184
01:14:13,650 --> 01:14:15,570
Hey, kiddos, shut your butt.

1185
01:14:16,620 --> 01:14:17,620
Sorry. Sorry.

1186
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:20,800
Clay, Lieberman, in the booth. You
three, go to your homeroom.

1187
01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:27,400
Have a good show, bitches!

1188
01:14:28,480 --> 01:14:30,600
Don't even think about it.

1189
01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:36,240
I think Clay is hot.

1190
01:14:36,460 --> 01:14:37,460
So hot. Ew.

1191
01:14:38,100 --> 01:14:39,660
Wait, didn't you talk to Lieberman?

1192
01:14:39,980 --> 01:14:41,760
Oh, yeah. That doesn't mean I think he's
hot.

1193
01:14:43,950 --> 01:14:45,090
Hi, cute bear.

1194
01:14:45,490 --> 01:14:46,910
Hi. Hi, Sammy.

1195
01:14:47,210 --> 01:14:48,210
Hi, Lizzie.

1196
01:14:49,970 --> 01:14:51,870
Show was funny today, Julie.

1197
01:14:53,190 --> 01:14:54,190
Thanks, dude.

1198
01:14:54,510 --> 01:14:55,790
Susie, hi. What's up?

1199
01:14:59,210 --> 01:15:00,590
The hell was that?

1200
01:15:02,530 --> 01:15:04,310
Maybe she had to take a shower.

1201
01:15:05,470 --> 01:15:08,070
Stop that. You're such a dick.

1202
01:15:10,330 --> 01:15:11,330
Susie!

1203
01:15:18,010 --> 01:15:20,970
Susie? Leave me alone. What's wrong?
What is it?

1204
01:15:23,770 --> 01:15:26,450
Can you come out of there at least? It's
weird talking to you in there.

1205
01:15:26,710 --> 01:15:27,710
Leave me alone.

1206
01:15:29,270 --> 01:15:30,270
Are you mad at me?

1207
01:15:31,230 --> 01:15:32,230
Did I do something?

1208
01:15:32,430 --> 01:15:33,349
Yes, you did.

1209
01:15:33,350 --> 01:15:34,350
What? What did I do?

1210
01:15:35,970 --> 01:15:37,110
You lied to me.

1211
01:15:39,310 --> 01:15:44,930
You said if I got you a radio show, you
would take me out on a date and that

1212
01:15:44,930 --> 01:15:48,050
never... It's been a whole year. I did.

1213
01:15:48,370 --> 01:15:49,570
I said that. That's true.

1214
01:15:49,850 --> 01:15:52,950
But we haven't gone on a date yet. We
haven't. That's just what I said.

1215
01:15:53,230 --> 01:15:54,730
But that doesn't mean we won't. Well,
when?

1216
01:15:55,090 --> 01:15:58,390
I don't know. When are you free? Next
Saturday I'm free. Yeah, Saturday.

1217
01:15:58,490 --> 01:15:59,490
We'll go see a movie. And dinner.

1218
01:15:59,610 --> 01:16:02,790
And dinner. Saturday, great. Saturday,
great. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine.

1219
01:16:09,670 --> 01:16:12,510
And in other news, I can't believe it,
will it?

1220
01:16:13,190 --> 01:16:14,190
I've been accused.

1221
01:16:14,510 --> 01:16:16,090
Of being a racist.

1222
01:16:16,450 --> 01:16:17,450
What? You have?

1223
01:16:17,510 --> 01:16:18,730
Yeah, both of us.

1224
01:16:19,490 --> 01:16:21,930
Uh -huh. Well, what am I, racist against
white people?

1225
01:16:22,150 --> 01:16:23,068
The show.

1226
01:16:23,070 --> 01:16:27,110
Will, it's the show. The show has been
accused of being racist.

1227
01:16:27,930 --> 01:16:29,930
And, get this, gay.

1228
01:16:30,230 --> 01:16:35,390
Oh, you've got to be kidding me. We have
had more races and accents and cultures

1229
01:16:35,390 --> 01:16:39,530
and ethnicities. And sexualities. That's
true. Don't name names now. Than any

1230
01:16:39,530 --> 01:16:40,530
other show on this station.

1231
01:16:40,870 --> 01:16:44,030
I am the whitest person here, and I'm
not proud of that.

1232
01:16:44,380 --> 01:16:46,920
I'd much rather be black. That would be
wonderful.

1233
01:16:47,360 --> 01:16:50,680
And Peter, our new sidekick. He ain't
white. I'm Chinese.

1234
01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:51,938
Yeah, exactly.

1235
01:16:51,940 --> 01:16:54,480
He's Chinese. How can we possibly be
racist?

1236
01:16:55,260 --> 01:16:57,320
Are you fluent, by the way? Do you speak
Chinese?

1237
01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:02,080
Nice!

1238
01:17:18,220 --> 01:17:20,360
See, that makes you sexist. You're not
racist.

1239
01:17:20,660 --> 01:17:22,900
I never said I wasn't sexist.

1240
01:17:24,180 --> 01:17:27,860
Well, friends, it's been quite the show.
Quite a show, indeed.

1241
01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:29,340
We've learned a lot.

1242
01:17:29,700 --> 01:17:35,200
We've learned that Robin Chung is a
wanted criminal, capable of the most

1243
01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:37,440
and heinous crimes against humanity.

1244
01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:43,240
We've learned that we are all racist,
and that the show is gay, whatever the

1245
01:17:43,240 --> 01:17:44,240
hell that means.

1246
01:17:45,020 --> 01:17:46,200
And now...

1247
01:17:46,860 --> 01:17:53,340
I have a stern -looking Chinese woman
here in the WNFH offices, and she's

1248
01:17:53,340 --> 01:17:55,820
glaring, so that can't be good.

1249
01:17:56,560 --> 01:17:59,660
I think they've finally come to pull the
plug. Well, hopefully she's not a

1250
01:17:59,660 --> 01:18:02,160
member of the Communist Party. I forgot
to pay my dues.

1251
01:18:03,100 --> 01:18:04,480
That's my mother.

1252
01:18:24,049 --> 01:18:25,049
Peter.

1253
01:18:35,970 --> 01:18:38,610
Peter Wong, player you show, my man.

1254
01:18:52,450 --> 01:18:53,890
Gary? What?

1255
01:18:54,190 --> 01:18:57,450
Baby. What? Are you, like, anorexic now?

1256
01:18:58,150 --> 01:19:00,570
Your photo is so strange.

1257
01:19:01,290 --> 01:19:05,370
You have, like, nothing there. It's not
restrained. Okay, it's distilled. I

1258
01:19:05,370 --> 01:19:10,010
don't want one of your messy -ass, handy
garbage bowls. This is food. It's nice.

1259
01:19:10,210 --> 01:19:11,188
It's good.

1260
01:19:11,190 --> 01:19:14,410
It's what it's for. It's ice cream.
What'd you get, Sergeant?

1261
01:19:14,730 --> 01:19:18,130
Um, I got the piña colada yogurt with
different fruit toppings.

1262
01:19:22,410 --> 01:19:23,450
They don't like fruit.

1263
01:19:23,930 --> 01:19:27,410
Oh. I know. Why? Because it's absolutely
disgusting.

1264
01:19:33,740 --> 01:19:34,820
What about you, Benji?

1265
01:19:35,360 --> 01:19:40,000
You a fruit fan there, bud? Or being
kind of quiet? No, he's not a fruit fan.

1266
01:19:40,300 --> 01:19:41,300
Okay.

1267
01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:42,820
Can't be on the radio show anymore.

1268
01:19:44,540 --> 01:19:45,540
What?

1269
01:19:47,860 --> 01:19:49,240
My mom lost her shit on me.

1270
01:19:49,960 --> 01:19:52,920
She said she was going to take away my
college fund if I stayed on the show.

1271
01:19:53,900 --> 01:19:56,740
And she'd take away access to her car
for a year.

1272
01:19:57,300 --> 01:20:00,520
And then she said a bunch of mean shit
about you guys.

1273
01:20:02,380 --> 01:20:03,920
Even my stepdad thought it was mean.

1274
01:20:05,480 --> 01:20:06,920
And I have to get a part -time job.

1275
01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:08,520
Ew, that's gross.

1276
01:20:09,120 --> 01:20:11,600
No offense, Benji, I literally hate your
mom.

1277
01:20:12,140 --> 01:20:13,140
You're leaving the show?

1278
01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:15,940
You're deserting me too?

1279
01:20:17,080 --> 01:20:20,400
Come on, dude, it's not like that. Well,
it sure as hell seems like that, Benji.

1280
01:20:20,640 --> 01:20:23,580
Julian. I don't have a choice.

1281
01:20:23,900 --> 01:20:24,900
Yes, you do.

1282
01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:27,540
And you too, Carrie, you have a choice.

1283
01:20:29,120 --> 01:20:30,320
But it's not the best thing.

1284
01:20:30,700 --> 01:20:33,620
That either of you guys have ever done
with your entire lives. Coolest thing

1285
01:20:33,620 --> 01:20:38,500
that I've ever done. I've been to India.
My mom is making me. You're 17 years

1286
01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:40,980
old. Are you just going to do everything
your mom says your entire life?

1287
01:20:41,260 --> 01:20:45,600
Well, some of us actually want to do
good in school and go to college. And we

1288
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:47,160
have parents that actually make us.

1289
01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:48,660
Great. Fine.

1290
01:20:51,380 --> 01:20:52,380
Fine, you guys.

1291
01:20:52,820 --> 01:20:56,220
That's really great. But if you think
that any of that crap actually matters,

1292
01:20:56,420 --> 01:20:58,200
then you're stupider than I thought.

1293
01:20:58,670 --> 01:21:04,150
So fine. That's great. Go. Go ahead. Be
a boring, lame, regular, normal person

1294
01:21:04,150 --> 01:21:07,770
just following the rules, being obedient
little suburban robots and never

1295
01:21:07,770 --> 01:21:12,270
actually doing anything with their
lives. That's cool or important or

1296
01:21:12,270 --> 01:21:13,270
radical.

1297
01:21:13,550 --> 01:21:18,850
Go disappear back into obscurity, Benji,
and enjoy your fake, meaningless,

1298
01:21:18,990 --> 01:21:20,790
ridiculous relationship, Gary.

1299
01:21:21,550 --> 01:21:24,010
I don't need any of you guys.

1300
01:21:24,910 --> 01:21:27,830
I never have. But this is great. This is
great.

1301
01:21:28,270 --> 01:21:31,830
This is a good opportunity for me to go
and do what I've been wanting to do for

1302
01:21:31,830 --> 01:21:32,930
so long now!

1303
01:21:34,810 --> 01:21:35,830
Make some new friends!

1304
01:21:42,470 --> 01:21:43,470
Oh my gosh.

1305
01:21:45,350 --> 01:21:46,490
Lou's driving his ass home.

1306
01:22:07,509 --> 01:22:09,130
Yes? You look great.

1307
01:22:09,410 --> 01:22:10,790
Go. Okay.

1308
01:22:11,230 --> 01:22:12,990
Okay. Hi, Susie!

1309
01:22:13,310 --> 01:22:14,570
We're by your limo!

1310
01:22:20,570 --> 01:22:21,930
Hey, here we go!

1311
01:22:25,250 --> 01:22:30,730
Julian! Open the door for Susie, for
God's sake! Where are we? Right.

1312
01:22:31,570 --> 01:22:32,570
Sorry.

1313
01:22:33,170 --> 01:22:34,230
Oh, it's okay.

1314
01:22:34,550 --> 01:22:35,970
Were you raised in a barn?

1315
01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:38,599
My God!

1316
01:22:38,600 --> 01:22:39,700
Hey, clap on YouTube.

1317
01:22:42,280 --> 01:22:48,940
Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too
much. Which mannerly devotion

1318
01:22:48,940 --> 01:22:49,940
shows in this?

1319
01:22:50,080 --> 01:22:54,600
For saints have hands that pilgrim's
hands do touch, and palm to palm with

1320
01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:55,599
palmers kiss.

1321
01:22:55,600 --> 01:22:58,800
Have not saints lips and holy palmers
too?

1322
01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:01,500
Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in
prayer.

1323
01:23:01,980 --> 01:23:05,580
Oh, then, dear saint, let lips do what
hands do.

1324
01:23:06,090 --> 01:23:09,890
They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn
to despair.

1325
01:23:10,390 --> 01:23:13,430
Saints do not move, though grant the
prayer's sake.

1326
01:23:13,690 --> 01:23:16,350
Then move not, while my prayers affect
thy take.

1327
01:23:16,870 --> 01:23:21,630
Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is
purged. Then have my lips the sin that

1328
01:23:21,630 --> 01:23:22,449
they have took.

1329
01:23:22,450 --> 01:23:26,930
Sin from thy lips? O trespass, sweetly
urged, give me my sin again.

1330
01:23:42,410 --> 01:23:45,490
Susie, you wanna... What's the matter?

1331
01:23:46,250 --> 01:23:47,630
I'm so stupid.

1332
01:23:48,930 --> 01:23:49,930
What?

1333
01:23:51,210 --> 01:23:53,790
Fulton. Of course you're not attracted
to me.

1334
01:23:54,830 --> 01:23:58,250
You're just being nice to me because I
got you the radio show.

1335
01:23:58,630 --> 01:24:00,330
And because... Susie.

1336
01:24:03,350 --> 01:24:04,350
It's not like that.

1337
01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:12,630
Not you, Susie.

1338
01:24:15,030 --> 01:24:16,030
It's really not.

1339
01:24:20,150 --> 01:24:22,350
I'm not... You're not what?

1340
01:24:23,970 --> 01:24:25,690
I'm not attracted to girls, Susie.

1341
01:24:43,730 --> 01:24:44,730
But gay.

1342
01:26:08,010 --> 01:26:09,010
Hmm.

1343
01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:14,640
Oh, Julie, I am so happy to be co
-hosting this show with you now.

1344
01:27:15,120 --> 01:27:16,120
You're a senior.

1345
01:27:16,340 --> 01:27:19,340
What? Like, when did that happen? Where
did the time go?

1346
01:27:20,140 --> 01:27:23,200
We are going to make magic, boy.

1347
01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:26,820
I've got lots of friends I can bring on
the show.

1348
01:27:27,060 --> 01:27:28,900
Yes, I will. But you know I won't.

1349
01:27:29,740 --> 01:27:30,880
And you better be careful.

1350
01:27:31,220 --> 01:27:34,820
Because I have got a lot of flavor,
Julie.

1351
01:27:35,200 --> 01:27:36,059
Mm -hmm.

1352
01:27:36,060 --> 01:27:37,380
Keep listening when I talk.

1353
01:27:37,760 --> 01:27:38,760
I'm like...

1354
01:27:40,370 --> 01:27:41,970
People just lull me.

1355
01:27:42,490 --> 01:27:47,870
And if you don't walk out, I will steal
this show from right out under you. Yes,

1356
01:27:47,870 --> 01:27:49,170
I will. Oh, yes, I will.

1357
01:27:50,410 --> 01:27:51,510
I will take over.

1358
01:27:52,270 --> 01:27:55,830
You better not try to steal my show from
me, Miss Yolanda. It's just the two of

1359
01:27:55,830 --> 01:27:56,688
us now.

1360
01:27:56,690 --> 01:27:58,330
Everyone else has deserted us.

1361
01:28:00,510 --> 01:28:02,130
But I'll tell you what.

1362
01:28:02,410 --> 01:28:05,410
Miss Yolanda does not like waking up
this early. No, no, no, no.

1363
01:28:12,970 --> 01:28:14,550
That's exactly what I do.

1364
01:28:14,830 --> 01:28:16,830
These early mornings wear me out.

1365
01:28:17,230 --> 01:28:19,090
Me too, Miss Yolanda, me too.

1366
01:28:19,730 --> 01:28:22,910
But I will say, I am enjoying this
morning on air with you.

1367
01:28:23,150 --> 01:28:27,390
You don't have to get down to some real
funky stuff. Is this a new co -host?

1368
01:28:27,710 --> 01:28:29,170
Miss Yolanda?

1369
01:28:29,530 --> 01:28:36,290
So this woman gets to be on the radio?
Miss Yolanda,

1370
01:28:36,430 --> 01:28:40,810
do you want to know what I do when I'm
real tired? And I don't think I can face

1371
01:28:40,810 --> 01:28:41,810
the day.

1372
01:28:48,340 --> 01:28:52,800
my trusty EpiPen and jam it right into
my leg, and then I'm ready to go, go,

1373
01:28:52,880 --> 01:28:53,880
go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

1374
01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:57,200
An EpiPen? I got it.

1375
01:28:57,540 --> 01:28:58,540
That is crazy.

1376
01:28:58,820 --> 01:29:02,220
Do you want to try it? Do you want to
try my EpiPen, Miss Yolanda? I have it

1377
01:29:02,220 --> 01:29:05,480
right here. No, I don't. Come on, just
try it. We'll do it in the leg. No, not

1378
01:29:05,480 --> 01:29:07,440
the leg. No, not the butt cheek.

1379
01:29:07,960 --> 01:29:08,960
Okay,

1380
01:29:09,060 --> 01:29:10,800
five. Final answer.

1381
01:29:11,040 --> 01:29:12,040
Here we go.

1382
01:29:22,350 --> 01:29:25,870
Robin Chung, can you please try to peel
her down from the ceiling? Can we get

1383
01:29:25,870 --> 01:29:27,030
Miss Yolanda some water, please?

1384
01:29:27,890 --> 01:29:31,690
Well, while Robin Chung and I try to
peel Miss Yolanda down from the ceiling,

1385
01:29:31,850 --> 01:29:33,590
let's take a musical break.

1386
01:29:35,270 --> 01:29:37,210
She's not real.

1387
01:29:37,570 --> 01:29:40,930
Ma, I'm not explaining it again. That's
a real live woman to me.

1388
01:30:11,610 --> 01:30:12,610
Bye.

1389
01:30:16,250 --> 01:30:17,250
Hey, Julian.

1390
01:30:21,990 --> 01:30:23,950
Uh, can I come in?

1391
01:30:25,190 --> 01:30:28,470
Um, sorry, I better not. I'm sick.

1392
01:30:29,830 --> 01:30:30,830
What are you doing here?

1393
01:30:31,710 --> 01:30:32,710
At my house?

1394
01:30:32,910 --> 01:30:33,930
Uh, great show today.

1395
01:30:34,290 --> 01:30:36,050
And Miss, uh, Yolanda?

1396
01:30:37,130 --> 01:30:38,130
Yolanda?

1397
01:30:38,950 --> 01:30:39,950
Hilarious.

1398
01:30:40,780 --> 01:30:43,200
Thanks, Gus. It's quite brilliant. I
don't know how you do it.

1399
01:30:44,920 --> 01:30:46,820
You're missing school again today, huh?

1400
01:30:47,260 --> 01:30:48,340
We think it might be mono.

1401
01:30:48,640 --> 01:30:51,420
Ah. But the show must go on.

1402
01:30:53,580 --> 01:31:00,220
Listen, I... The reason why I'm here...
I'm real worried about you,

1403
01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:01,320
Julian.

1404
01:31:02,020 --> 01:31:06,060
The attendance, the grades, you
haven't... Like we talked about.

1405
01:31:07,200 --> 01:31:08,200
And I...

1406
01:31:09,170 --> 01:31:12,510
Well, I don't want to keep held back
here, mostly because I know how you feel

1407
01:31:12,510 --> 01:31:13,289
about school.

1408
01:31:13,290 --> 01:31:17,230
Yeah. But at this point, it's a very
real possibility.

1409
01:31:19,570 --> 01:31:20,570
Thanks, Gus.

1410
01:31:20,930 --> 01:31:23,270
We have a standardized test coming up in
two months.

1411
01:31:23,990 --> 01:31:27,170
It's the kind that lets the school know
that we can legally graduate you.

1412
01:31:27,710 --> 01:31:30,930
I would sleep a lot better at night
knowing you could pass it.

1413
01:31:34,210 --> 01:31:35,210
Okay, Julian.

1414
01:31:35,450 --> 01:31:38,230
Well, uh, see you tomorrow.

1415
01:31:40,270 --> 01:31:41,270
It's hard.

1416
01:31:43,810 --> 01:31:45,070
It's hard for me to be there.

1417
01:31:46,890 --> 01:31:51,670
At school, I mean... There's just so
many...

1418
01:31:51,670 --> 01:31:54,150
germs.

1419
01:31:57,510 --> 01:31:59,030
So, yeah.

1420
01:32:00,270 --> 01:32:02,510
I can't really think about anything else
while I'm there.

1421
01:32:05,490 --> 01:32:08,130
It's hard for me to concentrate on
anything else that's...

1422
01:32:09,320 --> 01:32:10,320
Not the show.

1423
01:32:11,040 --> 01:32:12,800
I can control the show.

1424
01:32:13,440 --> 01:32:14,540
You know?

1425
01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:18,600
I can control the show.

1426
01:32:23,240 --> 01:32:29,160
My funny Valentine Sweet

1427
01:32:29,160 --> 01:32:36,060
comic Valentine You make me

1428
01:32:36,060 --> 01:32:37,060
smile

1429
01:32:43,980 --> 01:32:49,920
Looks are laughable, unphotographable.

1430
01:32:51,840 --> 01:32:55,160
There he is, my little Julie.

1431
01:32:56,500 --> 01:33:03,360
I haven't seen a lot of you lately, but

1432
01:33:03,360 --> 01:33:05,840
I hear you every Tuesday morning.

1433
01:33:06,700 --> 01:33:09,340
What you doing out here, cutie? I love
you, April.

1434
01:33:10,980 --> 01:33:12,780
Just waiting for my mom to pick me up.

1435
01:33:14,740 --> 01:33:15,740
It's Friday.

1436
01:33:16,160 --> 01:33:17,600
What you got going on this weekend?

1437
01:33:18,120 --> 01:33:20,960
You and your friends going to cut up and
get wild?

1438
01:33:21,720 --> 01:33:22,720
No.

1439
01:33:23,160 --> 01:33:27,240
My friend Carrie's in the school play
this weekend, so I guess I got to go see

1440
01:33:27,240 --> 01:33:28,240
that.

1441
01:33:29,600 --> 01:33:30,680
So what are you doing this weekend?

1442
01:33:31,600 --> 01:33:33,060
You want to hang out? See a movie?

1443
01:33:33,860 --> 01:33:34,860
Oh, that's cute.

1444
01:33:36,100 --> 01:33:40,960
But I got a husband, and he needs all of
my attention, so I'm going to give it

1445
01:33:40,960 --> 01:33:41,960
to him, okay?

1446
01:33:44,080 --> 01:33:45,320
You should get yourself a girlfriend.

1447
01:33:46,240 --> 01:33:47,280
Or a boyfriend.

1448
01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:48,980
Right? Right?

1449
01:33:51,780 --> 01:33:53,140
You know what you want.

1450
01:33:53,900 --> 01:33:55,420
Don't be afraid. Go get it.

1451
01:33:56,840 --> 01:34:00,700
Love is a good, good thing.

1452
01:34:02,340 --> 01:34:03,340
Yeah.

1453
01:34:03,700 --> 01:34:07,780
Well, I don't really like kids my own
age right now.

1454
01:34:08,260 --> 01:34:09,940
But me neither.

1455
01:34:36,810 --> 01:34:37,509
Oh, my God, Carrie.

1456
01:34:37,510 --> 01:34:40,950
That was, like, right. That was
spectacular. He literally didn't even

1457
01:34:40,950 --> 01:34:42,890
you. And I think I'm attracted to horses
now.

1458
01:34:43,170 --> 01:34:44,170
Thank you, guys.

1459
01:34:44,370 --> 01:34:45,370
Really sweet.

1460
01:34:45,930 --> 01:34:46,849
Where's Jules?

1461
01:34:46,850 --> 01:34:48,950
He was totally here. Yeah, he was just
here. Yeah.

1462
01:34:49,470 --> 01:34:52,330
He didn't say, like, good show or
anything?

1463
01:34:52,590 --> 01:34:53,590
Who doesn't say good show?

1464
01:34:53,830 --> 01:34:55,290
Right? Like, even if you hate it.

1465
01:34:56,150 --> 01:34:57,150
Pipe?

1466
01:35:14,280 --> 01:35:15,280
Beautiful, Miss Yolanda.

1467
01:35:15,700 --> 01:35:21,760
It is Tuesday morning, 6 .32,
Valentine's Day. Happy

1468
01:35:21,760 --> 01:35:23,300
Valentine's Day, everyone.

1469
01:35:23,880 --> 01:35:25,340
Get your knives out.

1470
01:35:26,240 --> 01:35:27,540
Ooh, Julie!

1471
01:35:27,800 --> 01:35:32,360
I am so happy today. You know, I'm lucky
because I have a good man.

1472
01:35:32,580 --> 01:35:35,500
But some people out there, they don't
have anyone to call their own.

1473
01:35:36,490 --> 01:35:39,710
Well, I'm fortunate because Cupid, he
was not afraid of Miss Yolanda.

1474
01:35:39,930 --> 01:35:40,930
No, no, no.

1475
01:35:40,950 --> 01:35:44,190
Cupid came right up in my booty and shot
his arrow point blank.

1476
01:35:44,570 --> 01:35:46,710
And I had to get those things surgically
removed.

1477
01:35:46,970 --> 01:35:49,990
And you know how much Miss Yolanda just
loves surgery.

1478
01:35:50,390 --> 01:35:54,310
They load me up on all of that laughing
gas. And they pull them babies out.

1479
01:35:54,990 --> 01:35:59,350
You see, I just hate the doctor's
office, Miss Yolanda. And do you want to

1480
01:35:59,350 --> 01:36:04,570
why? It's because those places, like
hospitals, are full.

1481
01:36:05,340 --> 01:36:06,340
Of germs.

1482
01:36:07,020 --> 01:36:10,840
You know, you're more likely to get sick
from going to the doctor's office than

1483
01:36:10,840 --> 01:36:12,600
you are just going about your everyday
life.

1484
01:36:13,180 --> 01:36:14,500
I believe that.

1485
01:36:15,340 --> 01:36:19,620
And it turns out, Miss Yolanda, that I
have this little thing.

1486
01:36:21,560 --> 01:36:22,880
Obsessive compulsive disorder.

1487
01:36:23,540 --> 01:36:24,540
OCD.

1488
01:36:25,700 --> 01:36:26,700
Oh, no.

1489
01:36:27,020 --> 01:36:30,000
Julie. Is that true? Are you going to
die?

1490
01:36:30,300 --> 01:36:31,500
Can I have this sort of myself?

1491
01:36:31,960 --> 01:36:32,960
No.

1492
01:36:33,140 --> 01:36:34,140
And no.

1493
01:36:34,320 --> 01:36:41,260
Miss Yolanda, it's a mental disorder
where nothing feels clean

1494
01:36:41,260 --> 01:36:46,180
to me, and I have to go through these
kind of rituals to make sure that things

1495
01:36:46,180 --> 01:36:51,200
are in order, or else I'll fixate on
them to the point of not being able to

1496
01:36:51,200 --> 01:36:52,200
focus on anything else.

1497
01:36:53,240 --> 01:36:58,040
And when I think about it, I always
have.

1498
01:36:58,760 --> 01:37:03,640
Like when I have a zit on my face, like
a big, nasty whitehead.

1499
01:37:04,160 --> 01:37:06,980
And I pick at it, and I pick at it until
it pops or I'm bleeding.

1500
01:37:07,220 --> 01:37:08,340
You know, whatever comes first.

1501
01:37:08,680 --> 01:37:09,900
Yeah, maybe.

1502
01:37:10,200 --> 01:37:11,200
Something like that.

1503
01:37:21,080 --> 01:37:25,280
This is the log of X, the function of X.

1504
01:37:27,240 --> 01:37:28,240
Okay,

1505
01:37:31,960 --> 01:37:32,960
okay.

1506
01:37:35,280 --> 01:37:36,280
Don't worry.

1507
01:37:36,320 --> 01:37:37,320
She's crazy.

1508
01:37:37,660 --> 01:37:38,660
No, it's okay.

1509
01:37:39,040 --> 01:37:40,340
I appreciate her very much.

1510
01:38:30,640 --> 01:38:32,500
Graduation is right around the corner.

1511
01:38:33,520 --> 01:38:34,520
Will I?

1512
01:38:34,700 --> 01:38:35,700
Won't I?

1513
01:38:36,440 --> 01:38:37,980
It's anybody's guess at this point.

1514
01:38:38,600 --> 01:38:44,280
And this is not only the last show of
the year, but the final show of Screams

1515
01:38:44,280 --> 01:38:45,280
from the Tower.

1516
01:38:45,940 --> 01:38:47,180
It's been my life's work.

1517
01:38:47,540 --> 01:38:49,740
So vote for us for the Golden Mike
Awards.

1518
01:39:00,240 --> 01:39:04,860
Miss Yolanda, we don't pay you. We've
never paid you. You've been doing this

1519
01:39:04,860 --> 01:39:07,300
show for free all year. Read your
contract, Miss Yolanda.

1520
01:39:11,180 --> 01:39:12,180
Well,

1521
01:39:13,960 --> 01:39:17,180
for our final show, we're going to be
taking calls.

1522
01:39:17,900 --> 01:39:23,700
If you've never called in before and
always wanted to, or never wanted to, I

1523
01:39:23,700 --> 01:39:25,580
guess, call now.

1524
01:39:26,160 --> 01:39:27,160
Call today.

1525
01:39:27,580 --> 01:39:28,580
And say farewell.

1526
01:39:30,160 --> 01:39:31,160
I'd love to hear from you.

1527
01:39:32,640 --> 01:39:34,980
And I need to fill the hour, so there's
that.

1528
01:39:37,380 --> 01:39:42,880
April, thank you so much for calling in.
I just got to tell you, I am so proud

1529
01:39:42,880 --> 01:39:43,880
of you.

1530
01:39:44,600 --> 01:39:46,580
Congratulations on the last show.

1531
01:39:47,100 --> 01:39:51,820
And I just, I can't wait to see what you
do with your future.

1532
01:39:52,760 --> 01:39:53,760
Sammy.

1533
01:39:55,630 --> 01:39:58,790
I'm so incredibly proud of you and all
the work you've done these past two

1534
01:39:58,790 --> 01:40:02,810
years. I love you so, so, so, so, so,
so, so, so much. You're literally the

1535
01:40:02,810 --> 01:40:04,950
funniest man on the frickin' planet.

1536
01:40:05,190 --> 01:40:07,490
And always live long.

1537
01:40:08,010 --> 01:40:09,010
Hello,

1538
01:40:10,710 --> 01:40:11,710
you're on the air.

1539
01:40:11,790 --> 01:40:14,070
Julian, Bill Geller, first time, long
time.

1540
01:40:14,610 --> 01:40:15,610
Diane's here, too.

1541
01:40:17,410 --> 01:40:18,410
Hi.

1542
01:40:18,790 --> 01:40:20,090
Thanks for calling in, you guys.

1543
01:40:24,010 --> 01:40:26,810
We think you're doing wonderfully.
You're the best. Honey, honey, you have

1544
01:40:26,810 --> 01:40:28,970
bright future ahead of you. We love you.

1545
01:40:29,350 --> 01:40:30,350
Is this Marsha?

1546
01:40:30,750 --> 01:40:37,050
Julius, I am so proud of you. I couldn't
be more proud of you than if you were

1547
01:40:37,050 --> 01:40:38,050
my own son.

1548
01:40:38,190 --> 01:40:41,150
And I'm so glad you got rid of that good
-for -nothing Carrie.

1549
01:40:41,430 --> 01:40:42,690
She's nothing but dead weight.

1550
01:40:43,230 --> 01:40:44,230
Yes,

1551
01:40:44,910 --> 01:40:45,910
Leslie!

1552
01:40:53,130 --> 01:40:54,130
So handsome.

1553
01:40:54,190 --> 01:40:55,770
Mom. Because you could have been my top.

1554
01:40:56,090 --> 01:40:57,190
Mom. What?

1555
01:40:58,090 --> 01:41:00,690
Julian. Julian. Do you love me?

1556
01:41:01,690 --> 01:41:05,450
Welcome to Screams from the Tower
Caller. You are live on the air with

1557
01:41:06,050 --> 01:41:07,050
What's new?

1558
01:41:28,330 --> 01:41:29,330
To be normal.

1559
01:41:30,910 --> 01:41:34,830
To be the person that everyone wants me
to be.

1560
01:41:35,890 --> 01:41:36,890
Me too.

1561
01:41:37,090 --> 01:41:38,090
Totally.

1562
01:41:38,410 --> 01:41:42,150
You know, I think if I'm not famous by
the time I'm 25, I'm going to kill

1563
01:41:42,150 --> 01:41:43,970
myself. You are.

1564
01:41:44,990 --> 01:41:48,410
You're so confident.

1565
01:41:49,350 --> 01:41:53,910
I'm not confident. I'm genuinely
terrified most of the time.

1566
01:41:54,370 --> 01:41:57,030
But you got this show, and you're funny.

1567
01:41:57,580 --> 01:42:02,100
And people validate you and they tell
you that you're funny and you're good

1568
01:42:02,100 --> 01:42:07,280
looking and you don't care what anybody
thinks.

1569
01:42:08,940 --> 01:42:09,940
That's true.

1570
01:42:10,280 --> 01:42:12,480
I don't care about what people think of
me.

1571
01:42:13,900 --> 01:42:15,940
But, uh, I don't know.

1572
01:42:18,000 --> 01:42:20,960
You know, I make this show in my
bedroom.

1573
01:42:22,040 --> 01:42:23,040
Alone.

1574
01:42:24,210 --> 01:42:26,890
Where it's safe and people can't judge
me.

1575
01:42:27,810 --> 01:42:30,690
And then I do the show in a plexiglass
box.

1576
01:42:32,190 --> 01:42:34,370
Alone. Well, I do it with Robin Chung.

1577
01:42:36,430 --> 01:42:39,610
Who smiles at me the whole time and
laughs at everything I do.

1578
01:42:41,370 --> 01:42:42,950
And I have guests of my own choosing.

1579
01:42:43,830 --> 01:42:47,310
So, I make a safe little world for
myself.

1580
01:42:48,070 --> 01:42:51,630
And when it's time to actually step out
of it.

1581
01:42:53,840 --> 01:42:54,840
I'm terrified.

1582
01:42:55,700 --> 01:42:58,740
You know, so terrified sometimes that I
can't even function.

1583
01:42:59,960 --> 01:43:01,440
So you're not alone.

1584
01:43:01,860 --> 01:43:03,060
Man, trust me.

1585
01:43:04,080 --> 01:43:05,220
You are not alone.

1586
01:43:06,780 --> 01:43:08,420
Thank you, Julian.

1587
01:43:11,000 --> 01:43:12,140
He's not lying.

1588
01:43:14,280 --> 01:43:19,100
I think you call your show Screams from
the Tower.

1589
01:43:22,730 --> 01:43:24,090
Is this what it feels like in your head?

1590
01:43:26,270 --> 01:43:27,870
God, in all of our heads.

1591
01:43:28,430 --> 01:43:34,490
Like, like, like the tower is our head.

1592
01:43:37,230 --> 01:43:38,790
Especially in high school.

1593
01:43:42,050 --> 01:43:44,990
All these voices just...

1594
01:43:55,660 --> 01:44:00,220
If you don't get that Golden Mike Award,
I'm gonna burn this whole goddamn

1595
01:44:00,220 --> 01:44:01,220
school down!

1596
01:44:05,340 --> 01:44:06,340
Precisely.

1597
01:44:07,160 --> 01:44:12,340
Okay, can everybody, uh... Can you take
your seat? Yeah. Sit down.

1598
01:44:12,840 --> 01:44:13,840
Is there music?

1599
01:44:14,040 --> 01:44:15,180
Can we? No music?

1600
01:44:18,800 --> 01:44:19,800
Oh, there's Gus.

1601
01:44:26,480 --> 01:44:27,480
Find a parking spot.

1602
01:44:27,860 --> 01:44:28,860
Yep.

1603
01:44:30,020 --> 01:44:32,820
Julian, late for everything but your
show.

1604
01:44:33,880 --> 01:44:35,480
Gus, this is my mom, Linda.

1605
01:44:35,700 --> 01:44:39,700
It's lovely to meet you, Mrs. Roswell.
Wow, you are way more handsome than

1606
01:44:39,700 --> 01:44:41,180
Julian has said that you are.

1607
01:44:43,280 --> 01:44:44,940
Nice to meet you, Gus.

1608
01:44:45,180 --> 01:44:48,300
Before you go in, I have your test
scores.

1609
01:44:48,740 --> 01:44:51,980
Yeah, I really don't see that right now.
You passed.

1610
01:44:53,360 --> 01:44:54,700
You're kidding. Bullshit.

1611
01:44:55,020 --> 01:44:56,020
Barely.

1612
01:44:56,280 --> 01:44:57,280
Couldn't believe it myself.

1613
01:44:58,180 --> 01:45:01,740
But you are free.

1614
01:45:08,280 --> 01:45:09,280
Thanks.

1615
01:45:10,140 --> 01:45:11,140
Thanks, guys.

1616
01:45:12,080 --> 01:45:13,080
Everything.

1617
01:45:19,760 --> 01:45:22,200
Go. Go in.

1618
01:45:28,999 --> 01:45:30,280
Oh, okay.

1619
01:45:31,480 --> 01:45:32,480
Okay.

1620
01:45:33,280 --> 01:45:39,580
Presenting our first award is a person
who is... Julian, Linda, we saved you

1621
01:45:39,580 --> 01:45:40,580
guys seats. It's fun.

1622
01:45:42,400 --> 01:45:43,720
It's Jen, everybody.

1623
01:45:44,440 --> 01:45:45,440
Jen.

1624
01:45:59,500 --> 01:46:03,540
Tonight it is my great honor to present
the award for best music, which goes to

1625
01:46:03,540 --> 01:46:07,520
the radio show that played the best
music as voted upon by the student body,

1626
01:46:07,600 --> 01:46:10,760
faculty, and members of the WNFA's radio
staff.

1627
01:46:11,040 --> 01:46:15,080
And best reflects the music of our time.
And the award goes to Stacy Katha and

1628
01:46:15,080 --> 01:46:17,260
Michelle Kimball. Congratulations. Come
get your award.

1629
01:46:23,400 --> 01:46:27,260
The award for best comedy programming
goes to...

1630
01:46:32,300 --> 01:46:33,620
The Culture and Diversity Award.

1631
01:46:38,400 --> 01:46:39,400
Congratulations!

1632
01:46:42,100 --> 01:46:45,480
Congratulations to all of our winners.

1633
01:46:45,920 --> 01:46:49,340
You know, it has really been a great
year of radio.

1634
01:47:03,120 --> 01:47:05,980
It is time for the Golden Mike Award.

1635
01:47:06,920 --> 01:47:08,760
Okay, here we go.

1636
01:47:09,520 --> 01:47:15,620
This award is given to people who will
most likely excel in

1637
01:47:15,620 --> 01:47:21,700
radio and broadcast journalism long
after they leave this school and provide

1638
01:47:21,700 --> 01:47:24,560
our community with just really good
radio.

1639
01:47:25,420 --> 01:47:26,420
So...

1640
01:47:29,070 --> 01:47:35,350
The 1997 Golden Mike Award goes to Clay
Rudding

1641
01:47:35,350 --> 01:47:37,650
and Brian Lieberman.

1642
01:47:38,070 --> 01:47:39,070
Wow!

1643
01:47:41,690 --> 01:47:42,690
Let's go!

1644
01:47:44,510 --> 01:47:45,510
Let's go!

1645
01:47:46,610 --> 01:47:53,310
I mean, we all knew this was going to
happen.

1646
01:47:54,430 --> 01:47:58,330
So I guess I just want to say thank you
to my mom, God.

1647
01:48:03,880 --> 01:48:05,200
What a profound honor.

1648
01:48:05,440 --> 01:48:06,438
Yeah, good.

1649
01:48:06,440 --> 01:48:07,520
I love you, good.

1650
01:48:08,060 --> 01:48:09,640
I love you, good. Yay!

1651
01:48:10,040 --> 01:48:11,040
Congratulations,

1652
01:48:12,140 --> 01:48:18,980
guys. Okay, now, now, everybody, we have
a very rare

1653
01:48:18,980 --> 01:48:25,780
and special brand -new award that is
going to be presented by our

1654
01:48:25,780 --> 01:48:27,140
very own Susie LaCour.

1655
01:48:37,610 --> 01:48:44,290
are presenting a new award to radio show
hosts who expanded our minds and heart

1656
01:48:44,290 --> 01:48:50,670
and our community and showed us how
funny, smart, inclusive,

1657
01:48:50,730 --> 01:48:57,210
and creative radio can be. This award
will forever go to those student radio

1658
01:48:57,210 --> 01:49:04,070
hosts that explore, push, and change the
medium of

1659
01:49:04,070 --> 01:49:05,590
radio and alter our perception.

1660
01:49:06,700 --> 01:49:07,800
of what I can do.

1661
01:49:08,040 --> 01:49:14,700
I am so happy to have known this person
and that I get to call on my

1662
01:49:14,700 --> 01:49:15,700
friends.

1663
01:49:16,780 --> 01:49:21,920
We're naming this award after this radio
host.

1664
01:49:22,700 --> 01:49:27,400
It will forever be known as the Julianne
Roald Dahl Award.

1665
01:49:28,180 --> 01:49:34,140
Julianne, will you please come up here
and accept this special honor?

1666
01:50:51,880 --> 01:50:57,820
As I sign off on my last and final show,
I want to say to all my listeners,

1667
01:50:57,960 --> 01:51:04,440
all the weird people who tuned in,
called in, never called in, I hope I

1668
01:51:04,440 --> 01:51:05,440
offend anyone.

1669
01:51:06,800 --> 01:51:08,760
Actually, I take that back.

1670
01:51:09,620 --> 01:51:11,360
I hope I did offend some people.

1671
01:51:12,360 --> 01:51:15,620
What a boring show it would have been if
I hadn't offended some people. You

1672
01:51:15,620 --> 01:51:19,260
know, what a boring life it would be if
we didn't have us crazy people out there

1673
01:51:19,260 --> 01:51:21,620
to add some spice to all you normal
people's lives.

1674
01:51:23,020 --> 01:51:24,240
And that's what I'm trying to say.

1675
01:51:26,100 --> 01:51:27,320
I'm not apologizing.

1676
01:51:28,380 --> 01:51:29,380
I'm not sorry.

1677
01:51:30,660 --> 01:51:31,900
Stay weird, weird people.

1678
01:51:32,480 --> 01:51:33,760
I will.

1679
01:51:39,790 --> 01:51:41,850
I'm going to drop it. I'm going to drop
it. No, you're not. I'm going to drop

1680
01:51:41,850 --> 01:51:44,330
it. Use your core. Down. Nice. Okay.

1681
01:51:46,970 --> 01:51:47,909
All right.

1682
01:51:47,910 --> 01:51:48,910
Oh,

1683
01:51:49,110 --> 01:51:51,310
it's Julie and the big radio star.

1684
01:51:51,530 --> 01:51:52,530
You drove?

1685
01:51:53,030 --> 01:51:54,550
You drove Linda's car?

1686
01:51:54,790 --> 01:51:58,890
Yeah. You know, video killed the radio
star.

1687
01:51:59,350 --> 01:52:01,410
Hey, Dad, don't be a schmuck.

1688
01:52:01,810 --> 01:52:05,650
Don't call me a schmuck, Care. You can
drive yourself and the rest of your shit

1689
01:52:05,650 --> 01:52:06,608
to college.

1690
01:52:06,610 --> 01:52:07,610
It's fine. Okay.

1691
01:52:15,800 --> 01:52:17,300
So, you're leaving tonight?

1692
01:52:19,400 --> 01:52:22,520
Yeah, I... You know, before it gets
dark.

1693
01:52:24,060 --> 01:52:28,720
Very excited to drive for two days and
share a motel room and a bed with my dad

1694
01:52:28,720 --> 01:52:29,720
in his fart.

1695
01:52:30,080 --> 01:52:32,200
Sexy! Who needs farts?

1696
01:52:36,240 --> 01:52:37,520
I'll stir a chain, taking it.

1697
01:52:38,880 --> 01:52:39,880
Eh, who cares?

1698
01:52:41,640 --> 01:52:42,780
Totally. Yeah.

1699
01:52:50,610 --> 01:52:52,410
Are you going to come visit me at all?

1700
01:53:22,640 --> 01:53:23,640
I'm gonna miss you. I know.

1701
01:53:27,840 --> 01:53:29,680
I don't know who I am without you.

1702
01:53:40,040 --> 01:53:43,020
I have a secret. Everyone knows you're
gay now.

1703
01:53:43,260 --> 01:53:44,239
Oh. Yeah.

1704
01:53:44,240 --> 01:53:45,240
Oh.

1705
01:54:23,150 --> 01:54:28,150
Okay, well... Bye.

1706
01:54:28,510 --> 01:54:29,510
Bye.

1707
01:54:30,070 --> 01:54:33,670
I'll call you when I get there.

1708
01:54:33,910 --> 01:54:34,910
You better.

1709
01:54:35,510 --> 01:54:36,870
Okay. I will.

1710
01:54:43,110 --> 01:54:44,110
Oh.

1711
01:54:49,490 --> 01:54:50,910
Driver's side. Yeah.

1712
01:54:52,320 --> 01:54:53,320
Driver's side.

1713
01:54:55,280 --> 01:54:56,280
Hey.

1714
01:54:57,460 --> 01:54:59,000
What are you going to do with yourself?

1715
01:55:00,500 --> 01:55:06,720
Everyone's going off to college and
going to live their lives. I'm going to

1716
01:55:06,720 --> 01:55:07,720
fucking famous.

1717
01:55:26,440 --> 01:55:28,180
You got it? I got it. You got it.

1718
01:55:29,640 --> 01:55:33,540
I... I got it.

1719
01:55:34,900 --> 01:55:36,140
Yeah. Yeah.

1720
01:55:44,160 --> 01:55:45,160
I got it.

1721
01:57:18,680 --> 01:57:22,760
It's... it's... pupil core.

1722
01:57:31,850 --> 01:57:32,910
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

1723
01:58:11,370 --> 01:58:12,370
Thank you.